So, this is Jordan writing an about me for Joe, because he is too lazy. Well, Joe is quite possibly the most amazing person in the world. All he ever does is complain about how he doesn't want to go to work, that's alright though, I still love him(: Anyway, don't ever ask him to tell you a story, they are always in way too much detail, and trust me you'll stop caring about what he has to say, just kidddinggg. This kid sings "Billie Jean" 24/7. Don't ever talk to him on the phone in the middle of the night because he will tell you about dolls that are really people, and when you tell him to stop telling the story because you're scared, he won't. If he ever "accidentally-purposely" calls you; well he won't, he only does that to me. If for some reason you're expecting him to make a move on you, well, don't hold your breath because he doesn't do that(; Anyway, Joseph is taken, and his girlfriend loves him so much its disgusting, because he really is the greatest guy out there. He bails on me though(: I love you Joe.
Love,
Jordan(: