I can't believe that I've left out that I'm a Cleveland fan. This might have been inadvertent or maybe I'm just tried of being reminded of it... Thank god for the Buckeyes!
Drinking, drunk dialing/texting at 4 in the morning. Trying to persuade girls into getting naked, darts, taping up my roommate's door with tin foil, stealing shit from work.
I know I like midgets a lot but I think it's time to move on. On to a serious subject like energy drinks. They can be harmful.
Think fast Douche-Fag
AOL IM: JT9970
Well it's not out yet, but it should be!
Major League, Superbad, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Stranger Than Fiction, Old School, Borat, Office Space, 40 Year Old Virgin, High Fidelity, Fahrenheit 911, Goodfellas, Spaceballs, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Jackass, Super Troopers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Trainspotting, Memento, Anchorman, and anything with girl on girl.
Simpsons, Daily Show, News, Family Guy, Friends MLB, NFL, NBA, Jackass, Reno 911, Chappelle Show, The Office, old sitcoms.
America The Book, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and anything else written by Hunter Thompson (RIP), Jarhead, On The Run: A Mafia Childhood, Trainspotting, High Fidelity, The Way of the Wise Guy, Running With Scissors, Slaughter House Five, any Dilbert book.
The man that thought to put porn on the internet. I would like to shake his hand... on second thought, maybe just a friendly nod.