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JT

Rock Bottom? Oh no, I can't sink much lower than this.

About Me

Hello all. I'm Jim aka JT aka Asshead. I do a radio gig here at 99.7 The Rock where I work in the promotions department which entails me mainly plug in speakers and drinking a lot. Come out and join sometime!
I like long walks along the beach, talking about my feelings, romantic candle lit dinners, unicorns, flowers and anything else that can get me into a woman's pants. I hate bad/slow drivers, automatic paper towel dispensers, Ann Coulter, waiting, ringback tones, and people that post chain letters. Especially if they involve the military or politics because they are about 99.9% untrue. Target is not owned by the French, Hillary Clinton does not hate mother's of dead soldiers and there are no snakes in the ball pit at McDonald's. If you are going to post retarded shit like that, at least check to see if it even a little bit true here at Snopes.com .I have a tendency to be a little to nostalgic. I feel like I'm looking in the review mirror with the foot on the gas while in neutral. It's not all bad, though. I have a wonderful little boy Jacob that keeps me on my toes. He's good for a laugh or two, that's for sure.
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My Interests



I can't believe that I've left out that I'm a Cleveland fan. This might have been inadvertent or maybe I'm just tried of being reminded of it... Thank god for the Buckeyes!
Drinking, drunk dialing/texting at 4 in the morning. Trying to persuade girls into getting naked, darts, taping up my roommate's door with tin foil, stealing shit from work.

I'd like to meet:

I know I like midgets a lot but I think it's time to move on. On to a serious subject like energy drinks. They can be harmful.

Think fast Douche-Fag

AOL IM: JT9970

Music:



3 CD's I'm Listening to Now:

1.
Rob Crow - Living Well

2.
The Velvet Underground - Gold

3.
Shiny Toy Guns - We Are Pilots

Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Pinback, Silversun Pickups, Jurassic 5, Hum, The Velvet Underground, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, NIN, A Perfect Circle, The Crystal Method, Chemical Brothers, RJD2, Tori Amos, Blackalicious, DJ Shadow, Death From Above 1979, Autolux, Ms. John Soda, Broadcast, Broken Social Scene, Lali Puna, Zero 7, Guster, Sparta, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Deltron 3030, Dan the Automator, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Modest Mouse, Portishead, Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai, Basement Jaxx, Zion I, MC Juice, Built to Spill, sia, Twilight Singers, Ben Folds, Deftones, Rob Crow, G. Love, Otis Redding, Jack Johnson, Thievery Corporation, Grandaddy, Bill Ricchini, Idaho, Peanut Butter Wolf, Underworld, The Doves, Rival Schools, Air, The Roots, Tribe Called Quest, Coldplay, Sea Wolf... are just a few bands that I'm into.

Movies:

Well it's not out yet, but it should be!

Major League, Superbad, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Stranger Than Fiction, Old School, Borat, Office Space, 40 Year Old Virgin, High Fidelity, Fahrenheit 911, Goodfellas, Spaceballs, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Jackass, Super Troopers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Trainspotting, Memento, Anchorman, and anything with girl on girl.

Television:

Simpsons, Daily Show, News, Family Guy, Friends MLB, NFL, NBA, Jackass, Reno 911, Chappelle Show, The Office, old sitcoms.

Books:

America The Book, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and anything else written by Hunter Thompson (RIP), Jarhead, On The Run: A Mafia Childhood, Trainspotting, High Fidelity, The Way of the Wise Guy, Running With Scissors, Slaughter House Five, any Dilbert book.

Heroes:

The man that thought to put porn on the internet. I would like to shake his hand... on second thought, maybe just a friendly nod.

My Blog

You Learn Something About Yourself...

when you eat a sandwich and you're out of breath
Posted by JT on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:03:00 PST

Its not often...

But I'm going to say that this is going to be the best comedy movies of the year. I think that this is will be some classic Will Ferrell shit and I don't think that it will be disappointing like Knock...
Posted by JT on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:22:00 PST

Suga Mama Application

I think it's about time to implement a plan B soon, hence the Suga Mama Application:1) Are you a woman?2) Do you have money?3) Can I have it?If you answered Yes to ALL 3 of these questions, please sub...
Posted by JT on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:47:00 PST

Who Needs Japanese Horror Movie Remakes...

...when you have Canadian Safety videos.... wow, WTF?...
Posted by JT on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:32:00 PST

Absolut Laziness

When the guy in charge of subliminal messaging is just being lazy.
Posted by JT on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:51:00 PST

Sometimes Neurosis Can Be Humorous

...when you take a cat out of a comic stripGarfield Minus Garfield
Posted by JT on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:06:00 PST

Yep, This Is My Boy

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Posted by JT on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:18:00 PST

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Scales, No Service.

I can thank my friend Dawn for bring this one to my attention. If you would like, the link for the story is here. For those of you that don't like to click on things that say "here" and...
Posted by JT on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:05:00 PST

Why 1

What is it about washing cars that makes the Gods so angry? I could live on the surface of the sun, get my car washed, and it would fucking rain!
Posted by JT on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:27:00 PST

OHHHH....8....

First off I would like to say a big fuck you to Microsoft Internet Explorer. Thanks to that big giant piece of shit browser, I had to retype this... So I have to admit that I am getting into the polit...
Posted by JT on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:41:00 PST