Monkey

I'm an individual who likes some things and dislikes other things and was born somewhere and now I live somewhere. I have legs, arms and a head although sometimes I forget how to use them! Whilst not saying too much I do think its important to establish that i am not a whore, a pimp, a dealer, a robber, a rapist, a paedophile or - even worse than these - an Arsenal fan. I think I have a meat addiction. As long as a meal includes that and - for the most part - some form of cheese, I am a happy fellow. Peppers are also floating my boat massively recently. If you've ever had them on a burger with cheese, you'll know what I'm talking about (well if you like peppers that is).I also think I may have developed some mild form of OCD – cleanliness doesn’t exactly bother me (I can handle a pile of dirty plates in the kitchen) but I do like things to be straight. If it’s not a right angle it’s a wrong angle and the one thing that really grinds my gears is individual shoes that are not with their respective shoe partner (especially in the middle of the room). I’ve thought about seeking help but the only help I can get starts at home and by me keeping things straight and pairing up my housemates’ footwear, this seems like the best form of help I can get. Finally I know I might seem quite approachable but please do not be offended if I reject any friendship requests - you’re probably just a really shit band or whimsical singer songwriter that I can’t be arsed to endorse. Either that or you’re a really hot girl who I’ve had to reject on the grounds that my girlfriend might think I’m cheating on her with you! If the latter please feel free to make friends with my friends Ainscough and G – they need all the help they can get! Oh and check out which superhero I am - I do feel sorry for anyone who turns out to be Robin!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark, which is a hell of a lot better than Nigel which my mother seemed to fancy prior to my birth - serious gratitude is due to my Dad for getting to the birth certificate first!
Birthday: 10/05/79
Birthplace: Plymouth
Current Location: Salford
Eye Color: Bluey greeny
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5"10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right - I am therefore dextrous!
Your Heritage: Not posh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dunlop Green Flash (in blue)
Your Weakness: Food and a good old fashioned smile
Your Fears: Spiders, baked beans and losing control of my car around a bend
Your Perfect Pizza: All the meat imaginable
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To not be overdrawn
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: F**K OFF YOU WEIRDO STOP SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR C**K!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'll just have a few more minutes closely followed by the thought that those few minutes may have to be sacrificed so I can get some petrol to get to work
Your Best Physical Feature: Erm...don't like to big myself up I'm afraid so I'll go my girlfirend when she's on my arm!
Your Bedtime: Varies
Your Most Missed Memory: Having enough money to get ruined every week day
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Not when KFC's around the corner
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: PG Pyramids - don't go in for that ice cold muck
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: If the kettle's being bolied it'll always be tea
Do you Swear: Hell yeah - sometimes too much, sometimes at my girl (I'm so sorry) and sometimes without knowing (yes I am a wannabe tourettes sufferer)
Do you Sing: If I'm not with my girl then yep - she says I'm too noisy and sing down her ear!
Have you Been in Love: Every day
Do you want to get Married:&..39;
Do you belive in yourself: Of course - what would be the point in waking up if I didn't?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not unless I had a skinful the night before
Do you think you are Attractive: See above
Are you a Health Freak: My favourite food is KFC - go figure
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Other than the time that our house got hit I'd say yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yep - guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Depends what you classify them as
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does my girlfriend count??
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A mall?? Oh you mean shopping centre - yes I have and I bought loads of stuff
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: And they are what exactly?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No but i slightly undercooked some chicken and had the squits for a day or two
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: I can't tell - apparently not though
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Kind of - a big wave knocked me sideways and my shorts fell down
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Sadly yes
Ever been Drunk: Its one of my favourite things!
Ever been called a Tease: Dunno
Ever been Beaten up: Never and I don't ever intend to either
Ever Shoplifted: Kids are sometimes very silly
How do you want to Die: With a bang
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not grown up!
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not arsed
Favourite Hair Color: Not arsed although grey is a big turn off!
Short or Long Hair: Not too short but not too long - really long hair terrifies me!
Height: At least smaller than me
Weight: Once more as long as she's a good few stone lighter than me its ok
Best Clothing Style: Rock chick followed by posh well kept totty
Number of Drugs I have taken: Certainly not a great deal (not that I can remember anyway)
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: Zilcho
Number of Tattoos: Nil although I have some permanent pen on me at the moment which I can't wash off
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One - getting older every year
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My Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Arctic Monkeys - View From The Afternoon
Waking up: The Stone Roses - I Am The Resurrection
Average day: Hard-Fi - Cash Machine
First date: Girls Aloud - Love Machine
Falling in love: The Subways - Rock & Roll Queen
Love scene: Embrace - Gravity
Fight scene: The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
Breaking up: Ben Folds Five - Song For The Dumped
Getting back together: Morning Runner - Burning Benches
Secret love: Wolfman with Pete Doherty - For Lovers
Life's okay: Embrace - You're Not Alone
Mental breakdown: Spiritualized - Think I'm In Love
Driving: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Stop
Learning a lesson: Mystery Jets - You Can't Fool Me Dennis
Deep thought: Nick Cave - Into My Arms
Flashback: Coldplay - We Never Change
Partying: The Coral - Dreaming Of You
Happy dance: The Libertines - Don't Look Back Into The Sun
Regreting: The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
Long night alone: The Verve - The Drugs Don't Work
Death scene: Oasis - Live Forever
Closing credits: Oasis - The Masterplan
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