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It was a cold day in December when Dylan Pones stepped outside for a small glass of water. But, to Dylan's suprise, it was the most epic water ever created. At one small sip of the water a portal openend up and out stepped a creature unheard of in the land of Dylan. It was a big black man with a big black voice. This black mans name was Lance.
After teaching Lance how to speak without ebonics, Dylan decided to teach Lance a different art. As a world champion Dylaphonist, Dylan was declared the master of beat by several dictators. And so, Dylan taught Lance percussion.
As it turns out, Lance was already born with extreme rythm. Dylan saw a chance to make Euro's, thus he called up Benjamin Dover. Benjamin Dover was a pizza delivery guy who, after getting to the house, would pull a guitar out of the box, shred a solo, take the money, bang your daughter, and then leave. After doing this for about the 20th time, he was fired by Randy (Randy was a cold-hearted dick from Oregon. His homeland is 75% of the reason he's such a dick, the other 25% of the reason he's a dick is because he has attempted to open his own cat day spaw. Needless to say, the day spaw failed and he was forced to get a job at a pizza place. Adimmitedly, he busted his ass for a good two years before his promotion to manager, but throughout his entire pizza delivery career he has been a complete dick.) Thus, Dylan hired Ben Dover as the lead guitarist/ vocalist for the new band.
Ever since that faithful day, The Late Reactions have been traveling Eurasia, becoming the biggest band in the land. But now, to the extreme delight of the President and all of his citizens, The Late Reactions have moved to America to bless your ears with the light of a thousand darks.
-Dylan Gunner Pones.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 07/02/2005
Band Website: Under Construction.
Band Members: Benn: Guitars and voice box. (AIM-Bennjamin Christ )

Dylan: Dylaphone, winds, and voice box. (AIM- PCPMidgetFighter)

Lance (big black man with a big black voice): Drums, the 12 incher.

Influences: The Vaselines , Shonen Knife , The Murdocks , Music Tapes , PUSA , K.K. Slider , and Adam Green
Sounds Like: Jesus Christ
Record Label: Popdickle

My Blog

Chickenshit bullshit!

This is some BUUllllshhiiiittttt! Benn's white ass has decided to release a solo album. Appeareantly he doesn't enjoy all the chicks the LR are rakin in so he wants men. So has decided to make a fag a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 23:45:00 GMT

Okay, I admit it.

We never got started on the album.Why? Because our equipment is shit.We can do our solo projects just fine, but we just don't have the amps and cords to practice well as a band. Although we still prac...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:03:00 GMT

Under New Management

There is a new sheriff in town, and her name is Ally. I am the new self-elected manager of the Late Reactions. Everyone (well, mostly myself) decided that the homosexual Sid Vicious was too freshman f...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 21:52:00 GMT

Nutsack Attack!

That's right! We're doin' stuff again. First order of business: We've been doing a few practices. These practices include the following: Guitar, bass, tamborine, Dylaphone, two microhpones, amps, cord...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:15:00 GMT

World of Late Reactions

It may seem like there's not much going on in the world of Late Reactions, and you'd be spot on.I mean, seriously, we havn't done shit. Diddly squat. Kaboot. Am I writing to say we plan on doing somet...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:38:00 GMT

Get UPDATES and get get DOWN SYNDROME.

Alright, Spork is up, with Lance on the set. We put Save it, Crack it, and Give it Aids up. We're gonna record Spork, Kamikaze Penguins, Gay Cowboy, and Boogey Boogey Nader this Labor Day weekend, we'...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:45:00 GMT

Those Flower Conspiracists should go to Hell.

     Alright, 3 new songs. And we decided we'de have to do 2 redos because of Lance (big black man with a back black voice) screwed up. You can't expect a black man to do things ri...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 21:42:00 GMT

Album update

So, we wrote 2 new songs for the album over this whole Christmas thing. Not all of the album at all...but we have them completely recorded and ready for the album . Around 10 more to go.We've also got...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:41:00 GMT

Remix Stylee!

We've got some more remix style for all yall techno fans. These were gonna be on the CD, so we've been holding out for a few months. But alas, Ben's an ass. And decided nothing I ever do is good enoug...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:18:00 GMT

CD Information

I know what you're thinking "Hey! Two LR blogs and music updates in 1 day! I love life!" Well, today we went into the studio saying "Yeah, we're going to make 12 songs a make a CD!" So, we re-did 2, a...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 17:48:00 GMT