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Kentford

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

About Me



I am simultaneously the best friend and the worst enemy you can have. My love knows no bounds, but my thirst for vengeance remains unquenched. I am judgemental but forgiving. I am lackadaisical yet caring. I am, in essense, the combination of my instinctual good will and my learned hatred. What you get depends on your approach.

I'm odd, but awesome. I think that is how most people would see me. I'm "weird", but anybody with a brain knows that the words "weird" and "unique" are synonymous. The difference between other people and myself is that I do not need to try. I don't try to impress anyone. I don't kiss ass. I don't try to express myself. I am what I am and that happens to be way the heck better than most of the mediocre people in the world.
I currently work at UPS in Hodgkins. I am the one and only communications supervisor for the Twilight Sort. Though things at the moment could be better, I still enjoy my job and do great work. I've made some good friends at work as well. I am hoping to become a full-time communications specialist a few months. I'm almost there.

I'd say that I am a pretty happy person overall. I'm very temperamental and I don't hide it very well. However, I do not find myself getting angry as often or as intensely as I used to due to how successful I've been so far. One of my big goals in life is to be financially successful, as nobody in my immediate or extended family has done so. I want to be the person that is looked up to; the one who is known for taking the rest of his family up a few rungs on the societal ladder.

I am very family and friend oriented. I would take a bullet for all of my good friends. I would also kill for them. If they asked me to kick somebody's ass, I would not even need to hear a reason. The way I see it, my friends and family are greater than all of my other assets combined, and for their support I love them all.

You you can get in touch with me by sending an instant message (AIM) to: corpulentrix

Or MSN message to:[email protected]

That's all, bye.

My Interests

Cruising, hanging out, bashing stuff, online games, sleep, females, debate, companionship, learning, computers, weaponry, philosophy

I'd like to meet:

Anyone... Particularly old friends and classmates, but anybody at all. Just don't be too stupid. If you're afraid of weaponry, are into drugs or constant inebriation, or get angry when I tell you to look up words you don't know, we won't get along, because you are an idiot. :D

Music:

Iron Maiden, Dio, Van Halen, Journey, Yngwie Malmsteen, Bon Jovi, Blue Oyster Cult, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Foreigner, Genesis, Infected Mushroom, Trance[]Control, Metallica, Nirvana, Queen, Rammstein, REO Speedwagon, Rush, Scorpions, Skid Row, Soundgarden, Styx, Tom Petty, The Who

Movies:

Terminator, Terminator 2, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, night of the living dead, return of the living dead, Shaun of the dead, Good Fellas, Full Metal Jacket

Television:

I hate television... Family guy, The Simpsons, and Beavis and Butthead are the extent of what I can tolerate. HDTV is fun too, simply because of how it looks.

Books:

Vladimir Nabokov - Lolita, Mikhail Bulgakov - The Master and Margarita, Emily Brontë - Wuthering Heights, The Terry Goodkind sword of truth series

Heroes:

Sergeant Hartman, Ash from Evil Dead... Notice how I put the characters, not the actors. There's reason behind that.