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About Me

I love cooking, Kelpies, plants, birds, my XK and large hairy mammals, especially Bob.I've put some of my photos & fav' dumb jokes here for you. x Nat.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Doers, makers, thinkers, the funny, the uncool.

Music:

ACDC, Warumpi Band, The Specials, Ween, Regurgitator, The Clash, Kylie, Midnight Oil, Big Audio Dynamite, Motley Crue, Les Adams and His Fabulous Hawaiians, Asian Dub Foundation, Death in Vegas, Split Enz, Finn, Crowdies, Rage Aganist the Machine, Foo Fighters, Uncle Bob's musical saw, V8s, tractors, trains, Neko Case, Pepe Jaramillo, Martin Denny, Bob Wilderbeast Moore, dub, schlub, Beck, Beastie Boys, Copmanhurst Ukelele Band.

Books:

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, dictionaries, How to Grow Better Geraniums, The Australian Kelpie Handbook, Understand Your Soil, The Slater Field Guide To Birds, The Gardens of Edna Walling, Common Australian Fungi . . .

Heroes:

Wayne Bennett, Dishhead Dowling, Gorden Tallis, The Axe, The King, Tomato Tommy Raudonikus, Darren Lockyer, Matt Bowen, Matt Singh, Alfie Langer, Shaun Berrigan, Carl Webb, Big Shane Webcke,

My Blog

Difficult to say when you're drunk

Difficult words to say when you are drunk......  * Innovative  * Preliminary  * Proliferation Impossible words to say when you are drunk..... * Thanks, but I don't want sex * No, I don'...
Posted by Nat on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:34:00 PST

Got any lightbulb jokes?

Q: How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None.  Fruit flies don't screw in light bulbs they screw in fruit...
Posted by Nat on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:18:00 PST

4 Men & Their Cats

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a government Worker.   To show off, the Engineer called to his cat. "T-square, do yo...
Posted by Nat on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

2 Men in a Boat

 Two men were adrift in a life boat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp.  Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp...
Posted by Nat on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:43:00 PST

My Favourite Joke

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus.  He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will b...
Posted by Nat on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:34:00 PST