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Joker in the Pack

"Britain's House of Commons is like Congress with a two drink minimum" - Robin Williams

About Me

To start off, let's get the biggest and most annoying issues out of the way. Religion: I have no problems with religion as a whole. In fact I like quite a few of them and try to practice some of their teachings. However, I can not stand the almost unanimous majority of people who follow these religions because they are, for lack of better terms, self-righteous fuckheads. I do not believe in God, or a soul, or in luck, or any superstitions, or in any form of order to the universe. Shove the horoscopes in Uranus and go save someone else.Next,Politics: I'm an Anarcho-Communist. If you don't know what this is, don't ask.I have a bad temper. If you don't like angry people, GO AWAY.If you really like capitalism, GO AWAY.If your idea of Punk is Green Day, go away or I'll hurt you.More pet peeves to be listed later.


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My Interests

Music - Clothing - Writing - Many other things, yours for the asking

I'd like to meet:

Uhm, I don't know.

Music:



My Favorites

    Marilyn Manson Sisters of Mercy Cradle of Filth Gotherfall Slipknot Rise Against The Distillers Bad Religion Dead Kennedys The Adicts Comeback Kid Bella Morte


Of course there are countless others but those people NEEDED to be mentioned

Movies:

Breakfast Club
Lord of War
V for Vendetta
When Dreams May Come
Accepted
The Crow
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Clerks
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
A Clockwork Orange
National Lampoon: Van Wilder
Saw II
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
The Producers
Edward Scissor Hands
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Butterfly Effect
School of Rock
Crash
Ginger Snaps
History of the World part 1
Across the Universe
Young Frankenstein
The Exorcist
Crybaby
Paris Je T'amie
Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain
Sweeny Todd
Eurotrip
You don't mess with the ZOHAN

Television:

I don't watch TV.

Books:

Bram Stoker, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Jules Verne, and many others

Heroes:

No one for now.

My Blog

English 206 Homework

 Garden of Love "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:21:00 PST

the worm in the apple of the garden of eden

I saw it allthe fall of manthe day the end began,through the flesh from the corei peaked out and sawsomething that should never have happenedas he reached up to the towering treeand plucked his demise...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:41:00 PST

Bleeding Eyed Mannequin

One night in a winter storm, The sound of breaking glass Ripped me From my slumber, All around me, Surrounding me, In my bedchamber, They stood there, Somber Silent Still The breeze from t...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:09:00 PST

My Birthday is comming up.

Ok, no one reads these anyway, but why not. So yes, I always tell people, DONT GET ME GIFTS, and they always do, so here, let's make it easy on everyone. Here's a list of gifts, so you don't waste tim...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

Watch You Die

You and your promises You're my smiling nemesis The evil born of ruthlessness Your crime was just so monstrous   Too fast and it was gone My pleasure sought so long I waited and I've been...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:24:00 PST

Fuck you

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f wor...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

Holy Sinners

Treacherous rain pummeled the windows of glass Stained like the sinful souls it shielded and sheathed As heaven was torn asunder By the cracks of whips from the sky Cuing the thunderous cannons...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

Audentes Fortuna Iuvat

From Virgil, Aeneid X, 284 (where the first word is in the archaic form audentis). Allegedly the last words of Pliny the Elder before he left the docks at Pompeii to rescue people from the eruption of...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:57:00 PST

I don’t give a fuck if you hate me

I say what I believe in hopes it makes you incredibly mad, in hopes I make you incredibly mad. If I make you mad enough, you will be so mad you will talk to someone else who hates me, together you two...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:04:00 PST

hahahaha

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me by Bernard Derriman ...
Posted by Joker in the Pack on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST