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Maggie K.

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teen girl squad #12
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Add to My Profile | More Videos "Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save others-of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his unlimited patience as an example for those who would believe on him and receive eternal life. Now to the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen." 1 Timothy 1:15-17 Hello world. I am currently in my 23rd (meowsers!!) year of living. Sidenote: For the mathematically challenged, this means I am 22, but in my 23rd year. Everytime you have a birthday you are marking the completion of that age. So the day after your birthday you are actually entering the next age of your life...capeesh? Moving onward. I tend to go on and on and on and on soooo let me just present you with some Maggie Kauffman trivia to keep you entertained. I sleep with my eyes open, I have a freckle on my bottom lip, Saved by the Bell was cancelled and I'm not ok with that, I wear Christmas socks all year round, I have a very real fear of fish, I pronounce orange with a ch at the end...sometimes I change the pronunciation of words to suit my needs, I'm not the best decision-maker, but I'm getting better! Pero basically, I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. What? Where did that come from? I have random moments. I get distracted easily because there's just so much to enjoy on this planet. I loves it. If I don't already know you I'm not gonna be all gung ho to add you to my elite friends list, but you have every right to plead your case.

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About You...
Age 21
Birthplace Las Vegas, NV
Current Location Southern California
Hair Color Dark brown
Eye Color Dark brown
Height 5..'4.."
Heritage German mixed with other caucasian riff-raff
Your fears Oh sure, I..'ll just list them for you now. Sike!
Your weakness You..'re gettin on my nerves!
Goal for today Go to bed before the sun comes up
Goal for this year I feel like you..'re talking down to me and I..'m just not 100% in love with your tone right now
Lifetime goal Are you for real??
When do you want to get married? This isn..'t fair for me to answer alone. I don..'t want to be a bridezilla!
and to whom? You..'ll be the first to know (*cough*-NOT)
Ever been in love? No
Currently in love? No
Do you think you are attractive? That..'s a subjective word...different people find different traits attractive
Your best physical feature The freckle on my lip for sure...totally original
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... yes unfortunately
gone skinny dipping... long time ago
been beaten up... not yet
wanted to kill someone... no, that..'s a dangerous question to ask. You need a check up from the neck up!
gone a week without MySpace... yep, you can refer to my blog
gone a week without TV... same as above question
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... top secret
say hi to you... Paul
talk to you... Ryan
What's the last...
Time you cried? For this 1st question you mean .."when.." not what. It was last night. I woke up from a nightmare
Book you've read? Searching for God Knows What by Donald Miller
Store you've been in? Vons
Can you...
Dance? Sure, everyone can dance
Speak a differenty language? no
Cook? yes, does that make you want to date me? It does?!? Dang, you..'re shallow!
Write w/ both hands? No, but who can?
Whistle? No, but I can hum
Finish the line...
If I had a... magical cake
I would bake it with rainbows and smiles
So I can make everyone happy.
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My Blog

The Maggie Kauffman Quiz

Take it if you dare.......moo hoo ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!   At first I thought my quiz was pretty challenging, but it turns out people are scoring fairly well. They must be good test t...
Posted by Maggie K. on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

Papas & Beer???

Say what? I saw "papas & beer" displayed on someone's truck not too long ago and since then I've seen it a few more times. I'm not sure if that's because this slogan is becoming popular ...
Posted by Maggie K. on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:13:00 PST

I told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

*What's with that song 'this is why I'm hot'? If it takes you that long to come up with a reason, maybe you're not hot.  I'll tell you what, after the first 5 "this is why I'm hot's" I've moved o...
Posted by Maggie K. on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:53:00 PST

The Challenge

Oh boy, how should I begin? Well, I am embarking on a very unusual journey. I am enrolled in a class (I know...high five for school) called mass media in american culture. One of our first projec...
Posted by Maggie K. on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST

I can't think of a title!! Just read it and be my friend...

Ok, boys and girls. The time has finally come. I am making my acting debut tomorrow in the highly anticipated Alpha Dog... Yahoo for me! I'd like to take this time to give a special shout out to my av...
Posted by Maggie K. on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

The McRib is back!!

And so am I!!! That was a pretty good segue, right? Yes, it was. Now I can't explain why the McRib sandwich is back at Mcdonald's (because I have no idea why it was ever taken away. I also don't ...
Posted by Maggie K. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST

The weather and how it's ruining my life

I enjoy making lists, so here's one comin' at ya right now! 1.) This is going to sound like a quadruple bypass lie, but it's 110% true. Each fire hydrant in this city (probably the whole state) has a...
Posted by Maggie K. on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

TOP TEN REASONS WHY MILWAUKEE HATES ME

10.) Today I was walking by the lake and I lost my keys to my apartment in one of the many forests they call "parks". The sun was about to go down so I was searching like a mad woman and praying (insi...
Posted by Maggie K. on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

Bathroom Nazis

Yep, you heard me.  They exist right here in the good ol' state of Swissconsin.  So here's the story.  I went to the state fair with my friend Mary (she's in my top 8 now since she whin...
Posted by Maggie K. on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST

Then why is it called a parking "permit"?

Here's my latest sob story.  I had to go to the Police Department to get an overnight parking permit because there are no assigned spaces near my apartment.  I live in the downtown area so I...
Posted by Maggie K. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:48:00 PST