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Axual John

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Adam Carolla for takin' names and kickin' ass. Les Claypool for showing us that you don't need to be a money whore to get a little f**king resect. Stanley Kubrik for most of his movies(the ones i've seen) and for inspiring all directors after him, especialy Quinton Tarantino. Johnny Depp for his talent and what the hell Tom Criuse, just cuz it'd be funny as s**t.%D%A

My Blog

Chinnesse Democracy is out!!! The narcecitic old fuck actually did it!!

First off I'm not entirly sure about the title track which was all I heard.  But I will say it was better than I thought it would be.  That's still not too impressive but you know what it.&n...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:24:00 GMT

This guy is my new idol!!!

The Dick Dale Phenomenon. His style is something different and unique. Since his first appearances Balboa, Ca. at the famed Rendezvous Ballroom, he has set and broken attendance records everywhere he'...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:39:00 GMT

mothufuckin V!

"VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vac...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:06:00 GMT

The real buckethead

Well every once in a while people ask me about Buckethead. Why does he wear a mask and bucket. What happened to his parents. Is he part robot, will he hurt us, is he really Colonel Sanders son, on and...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:32:00 GMT

BARK AT THE MOON

Screams break the silenceWaking from the dead of nightVengeance is boilingHe's returned to kill the lightThen when he's found who he's looking forListen in awe and you'll hear himBark at the MoonHa ha...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 22:01:00 GMT

MEGA QUESTION

Is there.... within this realm of existance... a southpaw model of the t bird? Specificley, I'm searching for a goth IV.  If anyone can help me finnd one or at least tell me that I'm on a wi...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:27:00 GMT

jerb: it's what you do.

  I got the word form target. It's big n to the o for the opening.  Told me they couldn't do any hiring though they had abolutley no problem wasting my time with an inetview or bother lookin...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:02:00 GMT

snake

Well true believers, I've done it.  I bought the mgs 2.  I'd have had three instead due to the slightly akward gameplay but I can't complain cuss I discovered that I rockes the assault rifle...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 23:41:00 GMT

sclarglenok mac snurf

  So all you true believers.  Still to the point where I can just write random shit.  Too much time.  Yes, I am too lazy.  That is part of it.  But I think Morr...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 14:46:00 GMT

Blargs

Just a request for anyone reading to make a comment good or bad.  Just want to know how I'm doing especially if it's not good.  Yes especially if it's NOT good. 
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 00:04:00 GMT