Unless you have some food or will let us piss on your shoulder, we're not really interested.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Sugar gliders (we're marsupials, bitches)
What is your name? Suge Knight and Ollie
What other nicknames do you have? Suge for short. Mom calls us turds sometimes too.
What is your favorite treat? Mealworms!!!!!!!!
What would your owner describe you as? Awesome with membranes
What is the funniest thing you have done? Once Ollie peed on Suge's face...but Suge didn't find it very funny.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Rescued Mom from banshees
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Unfortunately.
Are you a social animal? Only if Mom's around to indroduce us first.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Pfft. Of course.
Are you friendly? Depends on who you are.
Are you overweight? Suge's a little thick.
Do you like warm milk? No - pretty sure that would make us ill.
Do you eat cheese? No way. That shit makes us constipated and sick.
Do you eat bugs? Are our names Suge and Ollie?
Do you live with other animals? Some mangy cat, unfortunately.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Definately. Those squirrels in the park are scary.
Do you like to exercise? Our wheel is our best friend!
Do you like car rides? Only if we're sleeping.
Do you get into stuff? Only if it crunches when we bite it.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? We love our mom! Dad's only good for a pissing post, though.
Do you like to swim? Fuck that.
Do you chase laser pen dots? What are those?
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Duh. How else would we get fed?
