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About Me

! jared leto stepped on my breast (right)@ i wear lime green sunglasses& i rock the broom bass$ i have a sylvester (cat) bobble head on my dashboard% i've eaten cement from laughing too hard^ all my stories are not funny. you had to be there & jeph howard is a good hugger* tight jeans make me feel sexy( i'd rather watch a kevin spacey film then be at your lame party) i could kick your ass on guitar hero... on easy_ squirrel brand salted peanuts+ under pressure= michael keaton is BATMAN| i had six wisdom teeth. i hate when people don't fill the ice tray! playing mancala is my favorite past time

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ted the bellhop,Elton John,Kevin Spacey,John and Joan Cusack,Shannon Letos drum kit,Stephen Frears, tim roth ,tony the tiger,Gary Oldman,Al Pacino,Bryan Singer,Jack Nicholson,dog from as good as it gets,Bill Murray,Slappy from goosebumps,Anthony Hopkins,Dana Carvey,Stansfield,THE USUAL SUSPECTS CAST,Christopher McQuarrie,STEVE CARELL,Pumpkin and Hunny Bunny,Rosencrantz & Guildenstern,Cal Lightman,Travis Bickle,Paul and Tom, Charlie Arglist and Vic Cavanaugh,Lynch,JAWS (Bruce).....
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My Blog

Synopsis of Story

Walter (40 year old man) with a round face, eyeglasses and a receding hairline stumbles his way into the bathroom and nearly falls face down into the sink. He is moaning. It's clear from the stacks of...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:49:00 GMT

To chew or not to chew

To chew or not to chew, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the consequences of chewing the Gucci shoe, Or, take my chance with the broom. And by disobeying the master? To die: to che...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:58:00 GMT