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About Me

And now a little story for you from my random mind..."Sooo, had any good ham sandwiches lately? I ate at Firehouse today myself, and needless to say embarrassed myself and my friends because i wanted one of the Fireman hats that they give to little kids with their meals. I, then, proceeded to tell the Firehouse Subs workers that i was from Cali and had never been to a Firehouse Subs before and that it was imperative for me to have all of their autographs. Sometimes, after I have had time to think about the crazy shit that do, I ask myself why, but I'm pretty sure that the only response I get is,"OO, Shiny red ball!" or something totally random. My mind is a crazy place full of useless knowledge that won't ever be able to help anyone (except the doctors that put me into a padded room!) In fact, if minds were offices... My office would be full of open, disorderly filing cabinets, and bright colors, and OO Shiny red balls!!!" .............................THE END........................................

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a zombie, a midget, and a fat man on a pogo stick.

My Blog

WHOA!

I just realized that the only BLOGs I had up are sad as balls! So, I thought the best way to remedy the situation was to post a happy one!No one will probably read this, but Atleast I won't look like ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:26:00 GMT

and so it goes...

    So, it's a well known theory that bad things happen in sets of 3. OK. I buy that... But what isn't explained is the sad reality that as quickly as those 3 devilish happenings occur,...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 19:33:00 GMT

why I feel nothing...

In this dream, you are visible to me, but I cannot get to you. Your red car wasn't the only thing you so recklessly crashed and burned. You told me I had stolen your heart. So, why do I hurt as much t...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:22:00 GMT