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ALBEEZY

I put the FUN in FUNERAL!

About Me

Just holla at me and i'll tell yah!

My Interests

Emceeing/Deejaying/BBoying/Graph Wrtting, Clubbing, taking photographs, going to the gym, Spoken Word/Slam Poetry, Doing stuff on Photoshop, Illustrator, Final Cut Pro, writting rhymes, Hanging out with friends and fraternity brothers, going to hip hop events, CLUBBING!! I dunno about you but I love getting drunk, but hate hangovers, especially when you gotta go to church or work the next day after a night at the club.

I'd like to meet:

Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, Sam Adams, San Miguel and Mary Jane could chill at my house. PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

Immortal Technique, Apathy, J-Zone, Everyone on Definitive Jux Records, Everyone on Rhyme Sayers Ent., Keak da Sneak, Gorillaz, Mac Dre, Tribe Called Quest, E-40, Turf Talk,J. Valentine, Champ Bailey, San Quinn, E-40, Ya Boy, Furious, Mac Dre, J-Zone, Copywrite 78, RJD2, Jean Grae, Ghostface Killa, Murs, Messy Marv, Andre Nicatina, Black Sheep, Bounty Killer, The Bush Babies, E-A-Ski, Mista F.A.B., Bavgate, the Federation, Frontline, Gorillaz, Jedi Mind Tricks, Barrington Levy, De La Soul, Living Legends, Frontline, Hieroglyphics, The Triple Threat DJ's, ISP, Thirstin Howl III, Wu-Tang (Forever), Bush Babies, Copywrite 78, Celph Titled the mothafuckin Rubix Cubin, Demi-Gods, Slum Village, Little Brother, Hieroglyphics, Danger Doom (MF Doom & Danger Mouse), Chino XL, the Roots, Saul Williams, Big L, Styles of Beyond, Motion Man, Zion I, Bay Area & Sac Gangsta Rap, 70's Disco, 80's Music (Freestyle, R&B, Hip Hop), Some Rock, early 90's Hip Hop.

Movies:

Pride FC /UFC films, City of God, Bowling for Columbine, Wedding Crashers, Monsters Inc., the Def Poetry DVD's, Freestyle, Blaze Battle DVD, Old Boy, Better Luck Tomarrow, Clockers, Rhyme and Reason, Kids, Turntable TV, Scarface, Style Wars, Napoleaon Dynamite, Chris Rock live preformances, Kill Bill series, Scratch, Freshest Kids, the Ring, the Nightmare on Elm Street series, Old School, Ninja Scroll, all of the Faces of Death videos, Scarface, 300, City of God, THE WAKE UP SHOW VIDEO, !!!......oh, and hardcore porn.

Television:

Simpsons, Anything on Comedy Central, the David Chapelle show, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Voltron, the 10 o'clock News, Spounge Bob (yes Spounge Bob!), Family Guy, Futurama, Boondocks, American Idol, Blind Date, Elimidate, Best Week Ever, The Soup, Distortion 2 Static, Adult Swim, Heroes, my favorite show in the whole entire world.........LOST!!!!

Books:

Adobe Photoshop books, Maxim&Elements Mags, URB, Complex, Arnold Schwarzenegger Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding, Stupid White Men, the Dictionary, the Encyclopida Britnnica, Cat in the Hat, Webster's Dictionary, Cookbooks & Fast Food America...shit, who am i kidding? i'm iliterate!

Heroes:

yeah...heroes is my favorite showChef
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My Blog

Poem: Reflection by Albert Austria

"Reflection" by: Albert Austria Lolo woke-up everyday and saw his reflection in the mirror//85 years old and his vision isn't getting any clearer//His outer appearance through your eyes//Sees an old m...
Posted by ALBEEZY on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:02:00 PST

Poem: Kamyan by Albert Austria

"Kamyan" by: Albert Austria I eat with my hands//I use it to shovel rice to my lips//As I taste my finger tips//My tongue can taste the texture when it comes together//I can see the color of my skin//...
Posted by ALBEEZY on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

Poem: Hisss of the Serpent

"Hisss of the Serpent" by: Albert AustriaSeeing myself...silent...Showming no signs of emotions...Seconds shift so slowly...Six...Sixity...sixty six...sixty six six six...Seeing these serpents slither...
Posted by ALBEEZY on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:07:00 PST

rhyme 2: High Speed Chase Babble

i'll be parade around your town with a fake fur coat and a cigar//a pimp cup and fly bitches rolling around in a stolen car//i know i won't get far cuz sirens are on my ass//i might as well just speed...
Posted by ALBEEZY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poem: Souldier by Albert "the Foreign Accent" Austria

"Souldier" by Albert "the Foreign Accent" Austria   bombed bunkers in Iraq// bullet holes through soldiers backs// left permanent scars deeper than the ones that can't physically be shown// thes...
Posted by ALBEEZY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rhyme .1

i'll turn an intellectual into a vegetable//i speak with my hands//so when my fist do the talking//i'm punching your glands//fuck a battle rap//we can go and take it outside//so when you exit out the ...
Posted by ALBEEZY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lyric 1: Mission Walkout

i rip ligaments with ease and spread disease// with a *cough , cough* and a *sneeze, sneeze* you catch these// fuck paying tuition, i ain't paying no fee// like water and air educations supposed t...
Posted by ALBEEZY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST