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sethro

Would you mind explaining to me why there is rice-a-roni in my COFFEE?!?!?

About Me

My name is Seth. There's a girl named Jaime that makes me really happy. I get paid an awful lot of money to make the beer you drink. I own a house in North Carolina. Sometimes I invite my friends over to have cocktails and kick in the doors of my kitchen cabinets. Other than that, I'm pretty boring.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dylan, the Marx Brothers, Hunter Thompson, James K. Polk, Teddy Roosevelt, Ted Williams, Thomas Jefferson, Judas Iscariot, blah blah blah...
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My Blog

Saving the World? Not likely....

So I'll bet that you're all proud of yourself for using fuels made from corn and other starches commonly known as 'biofuels'.  I'll bet you're thinking that you're such a wonderful person for usi...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:55:00 GMT

I used to write blogs

And I really don't know why.  I've forgotten what its like to have enough free time to spill anything interesting out of myself, so I can't remember if I ever really wrote the thing I said I wrot...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:12:00 GMT

Want Cheaper Gas? Use More of It!

So, here's the deal.  Crude oil prices are going up, but it's not because there is a shortage.  It's because people are still paying the price to get it.  And now that oil companies hav...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 23:18:00 GMT

Commando: Maybe the best movie ever!

A few nights ago, I came home from working second shift and turned on my incredibly large television with the intent of being entertained.  And was I entertained?  You bet your ass I was.&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 23:41:00 GMT

I Almost Burned My House Down!

Holy shit!  I really almost burned my house down!  Unbelievable!!  Here's how it happened:Let me get this out of the way.  I blowdry my hair.  I have to.  It's too thin t...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:36:00 GMT

My Latest Sin: Gluttony

I've been a bad boy recently.  Typically i'm relatively low key, but not lately.  In the past week, I bought myself a new 32' tv and a pickup truck.  The bad part is that I didn't need ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Hemingway is Alive Tonight

All I know right now is that the rain is falling hard on my little space in North Carolina.  It is so cliche that I would write it off as nothing more than tacky and predictible if it weren't for...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

The Tao of Seth

Early morning driveI sense something has gone wrongI reach down to feelMorning is still nightMy hands must now be my eyesMy tire has gone flatMy car staggers homeFeels like driving in deep mudMy call,...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:16:00 GMT

The Big Dig?

I just read that the Big Dig is officially considered to be 'complete', and the average drive through Boston was reduced from 19 to 3 minutes.  If that's truly the case, why the fuck did it take ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 18:21:00 GMT

The Holiday Season

There are few things I enjoy about the holidays.  Gluttony, for instance, is one of these few concepts related to this time of year that bring me happiness.  I know I say this all the time, ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:39:00 GMT