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>ARIES Drinking Style:
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>Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to
>call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to
>closing-time sh...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jun 2004 08:01:00 GMT |
The moods of a woman |
The Moods of a Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the h...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jun 2004 13:50:00 GMT |
C YA |
Me and hubby are off to San Diego for Memorial Day. Have a good weekend everybody, and a short week if you are going to the river like me next Thursday night!! WOOOWHOOO!
Posted by on Thu, 27 May 2004 17:50:00 GMT |
Husband for sale |
Any takers? I didn't think so. Anyway, here is what happened the night of the party. The cops came to the front door, I happened to be walking by and opened the door. They asked if I could come outsid...
Posted by on Mon, 24 May 2004 08:52:00 GMT |
Party Time! |
Yes folks it is that time of year. We will kicking off the summer season with a combined birthday party for Mr. Johnny Walker and Ms. Jen Fine.
Who: Jen and John's birthday's
What: Luau pool par...
Posted by on Tue, 04 May 2004 15:16:00 GMT |
Another Moral |
King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as l...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Apr 2004 08:35:00 GMT |
Too True |
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He
decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money. The first do...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Apr 2004 13:10:00 GMT |
Coffee |
You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe
But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated
You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys
Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, th...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Apr 2004 15:05:00 GMT |
The moral of the story |
The Dachshund and The Leopard
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his
faithful pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and befo...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Apr 2004 14:35:00 GMT |
25 signs |
25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP:
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke
any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in th...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Apr 2004 09:46:00 GMT |
