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i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself

but the fall will be fantastic and whats left is nothing less than perfection

About Me

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♠ My name is Shelby, i like to be called Shelbs :))♣ half the time im goin crazy..but its okay, it makes life more interesting. ♥ my boyfriend means the world to me ♦ i would just lay in the grass everyday and look up at the sky for hours if i could. ♠ i enjoy lifee most of the time, but everyone has their bad days too :( ♣theres a few people that can always make me smile ♥ sister ♥BO-BO:) ♦ neice ♥ dog ♥:)my patsykins ♠ yall cant fuck with us :)

livin crazy is the only way...
♣i like to have a good time and that may somtimes include being a bit crazy, but i enjoy myself so i dont care what you think of that ♥ ♦ ♠ Love and peace baby

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My Interests

I love......

The Dank weed- ICP- A delicious 40oz or any beer really im gunna love it, and the hard alcohol always makes me smile too-My Boyfriend- The color Pink- Alice In wonderland and Snow white- The Camper days, some of the best times of my life, and i will never forget those times - My neice is pretty funny- Princesses- My puppy- Eyelashes- not wearing Make-up- DIsneyland :)- Safe-way cola- NOT BARLOW I hate it there- the summer is the best season but spring is okay too (yea thats right Spring and Fall really are seasons not myths)

cockus races are fun -my cinderella purse is pretty sweet - blues cluesis good when intoxicated. and it was pretty fun sitting in the actual thinking chair! i like potatoes, especially when they are mashed or baked. not a big fan of them when they havent been cooked- My sister - cereal at 5 am goes perfectly with Monday morning monopoly- the fourth of july is always fun but crazy shit can happen so be careful!!- i love animals, and they are more important than most people on this earth - i think its funny when people talk shit to me it makes me smile- rocking horses are good except for when the legs come out of the rocking part when im riding it too rambunkshusly lol - music is great, it sooothes the soul- Shawn//Bo Bo- i cant even begin to describe what this kid means to me. he makes me smile even if everything is going wrong..hes seen me at my worst a few times but he still loves me through it all, and that REALLY means somthing to me. im glad i found him. i love u bo bo!
This is my actual sister/best friend wendy!! she understands me more than anyone and shes always there for me im lucky to have such a cool sister DONT FUCK WITH HER CAUSE SHES NOT AFRAID TO HURT YOU, and this is her beautiful child and my favorite young person Alexis! shes got more personality than most people in this world and i love her to death!

And this is her new Baby Ava. She was Born July 16 2007. She is so adorable and so little, she will be loved so much by me and a million other people. I love you Ava!
Alex - This girl is chill as hell. I CONSIDER her my sister, shes been with me through everything and always knows exactly what im thinking.

Patsy Jean!!!We are eachothers soul mates! I love her to death and would do anything for her!. Britney Spears is our tri-pod.. BECAUSE IM NIGGERHO

Lauren- I love this girly! whenever im around her i always have stomach pains from laughing so much. she is so funny and i love talking to her about anything and everything in Mr. Nipples class... love ya ho! and your muffin too!Josh//Josue!! - Ive had many great times with this kid! i especially will always remember the first time we hung out. and we just got so shit faced and we had a shirt party and were instant homies!! and hes been a true friend ever since.Lil Rachel!!- my first ever best friend. We met at the "Adventure club" daycare, she asked me to tie her shoes and ive loved her ever since. we are getting married for sure!!Mary- My whore and wife. i relate to her in so many ways. and i love the things we talk about that we can't around guys.. its alway fun hanging out with her, eventhough i never do anymore!i miss u mare bear

i wish these next people below still cared about me....

Cary Kareem- Caredizzzzzle i love this nigger. ever see him wear pants? nah. that aint his style. hes too cool for that shit. even if i dont hang with him much anymore he was such an influence in my life it would be wrong for him to not be in this section

CHRISTOPHER- it all started with this kid. what more really is there to say?

Keean- "a cancerous mountain troll" this kid cracks me up so much, im glad im priveledged to know Frankenstein

Keelyyyy! Shes so fucking cool!! i love her to pieces, look how purty she is. Such good times running shirt-less at kelly creek and drinking from sprinklers "welcome school farts. office opens 420.... 69!" i really wish we had been tall enough to change that sign..someday we're goin back with a ladder

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet... anyone chill.. anyone with at least half a brain.. i like meeting homeless people, they have great storys.. i want to meet some people that do tweak so i can tell them how stupid they look to the rest of the world.. i want to meet georgy bush to ask him his plans for america and ask him WHAT WENT WRONG???.. i wanna meet brotha lynch so i can tell him how sexy he is, and the same goes for shaggy shagg and JOHHNY DEPP :-D I want to meet some REAL people to just chill with, drink a lil smoke a lil and be able to have an intelligent conversation at the same time.. maybe thats asking too much?

*I'm fallin and i can't turn back...*

"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genious; and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absoultely boring" -- Marilyn Monroe

adopt your own virtual pet!aim = ieatxfatbabys msn = [email protected] me below!!!!!!!!!!love me!!

Music:

♥OLDAFI***
♠Atmosphere
♣Andre Nickitina aka Dre Dog**
♦ANAL CUNT
♥Anal Blast
♠Alice in Chains
♣The Beatles
♦Brotha Lynch Hung***
♥Bone thugz and harmony**
♠old Cradle of filth**
♣Cattle Decapitation
♦Cypress Hill
♥Coal Chamber
♠The cure haha
♣Doomsday Productions***
♦Dark Lotus**
♥Dead Kennedys
♠The doors***
♣The Dresden dolls
♦Dimmu Borgir
♥Esham***
♠Gorgoroth
♣INSANE CLOWN POSSE!***
♦Immortal Technique**
♥Krazy K
♠Kotton Mouth Kings
♣Kanye West
♦Led Zeppelin
♥Living Legends (everytime u jerk off it shortens your life span)
♠Lil Jon and the eastside boys
♣Mindless self indulgence
♦The Misfits**
♥Nile
♠Nirvana**
♣Nine Inch Nails (only the oldskool shit)
♦Pink Floyd
♥Queen
♠The Ramones
♣Rage Against the Machine
♦Snoop d-o-g-g
♥Sublime
♠Twiztid
♣Twista**
♦Tool
♥TECH N9NE***
♠Tupac shakur***
♣X-Raided***
♦A lot more, but u know how it is im tired of naming off shiti miss these days

Movies:

GOODBURGER! OMG THAT IS SUCH AN AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!! DonNie DarKo, LambChops Channukah and Passover suprise! SLC Punk, Gypsy 83, Thirteen, Edward scissor hands, alice in wonderland, The nightmare before christmas, The wall, Monty python and the holy grail, not another teen movie, dude wheres my car, the ring, freddy krueger movies, Vampire Clan (rod was sooo fucking hot) Underworld, But I'm a cheerleader, My life without me, Napolean Dynamite... Meet the Feebles(muppets on acid), Big Money Hustlas, Snow white is my favorite movie pretty much, I started watching A clockwork Orange and it looked pretty tight but then I left to go to a party so I couldnt see all of it, lol Cannibal Holocaust, that movie was sickk.. i loved it

Television:

SCRUBS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW lol.. its funny..Invader Zim, Boy meets worldFriends, Will and Grace, The L-word , Degrassi lol, josie and the pussy cats, jabberjaw, 2 stupid dogs SNL mad tv, magilla gorilla, yogi bear, scooby doo, tom and jerry, angry beavers, ahh real monsters, ren and stimpy, south park, smurfs, blues clues, looney toons, any old cartoon... whatever

Books:



Go ask alice, Tuned out, Coraline, Alices Adventures in Wonderland & Through the looking glass, the true confessions of charlotte doyle.. theres more but i cant think of them right now

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My Blog

well ...you know

  1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.3 . Kiss her on the forehead.4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.5 . ...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

schedule bitchess :-[

1. financial planning &stock market  - thomas 2. algebra 2 - overby 3. i.s. - bender 4. sign language 3-4 - dempsey 5. american studies -corkett 6. child delveopment 2 -dupuis 7. america...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

Sooooo

Well summer is almost over.   Shit. I did pretty much nothing all summmer, except chill with my baby and my sister. i got a new neice as well. hmm i dont like the way that sounds "i got a new nei...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:23:00 PST

wake up call

If I had my way I'd wish them all away, but I can't find the magicinside of me. I'll give my best 'cause I can give no more, butyour problems aren't solved so easily.I'm not someone that you should ru...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:17:00 PST

Comfortably Numb

Hello, hello, helloIs there anybody in there?Just nod if you can hear meIs there anyone at home?Come on, nowI hear you're feeling downWell, I can ease your painGet you on your feet againRelaxI need so...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:05:00 PST

My conclusions

So with the school year ending in 2 days, i realize that there is a lot that needs to be done this summer. One of the things is I need to stop being so negative. Shitty things have happened to me this...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:19:00 PST

God's bathroom floor

from a head full of pressureas the senses that i clutchmade a date with divinity but she wouldn't let me fucki got touched by a hazy shade of god, help me changecaught a rush on the floor from the lif...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

yeaa

Ain't no sunshine when he's gone.It's not warm when he's away.Ain't no sunshine when he's gone.And he's always gone too long. Anytime he goes away.Wonder this time where he's gone. wonder if he's gone...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST

pooh bear comes to life

So it was my neices 2nd birthday on valentines day, so i got her a Pooh Bear stuffed animal that you can personalize to say her name and all that fun stuff.. well we found there was a shortage in the ...
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

Gay Marriage//

so im not gay but i do believe that 2 people who love each other, no matter the sex of the people, should be able to get married.. so read this its pretty funny.. 10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong....
Posted by i wish that i could help u i cant even help myself on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST