Patterson Brothers Drinking Game 2 - Family Guy |
Ok for the second installment of the Patterson Brothers Drinking game we have the TV show The Family Guy. This is really geared toward mulitpul episodes, so watchit on TBS or Adult Swim where they sho...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:25:00 GMT |
Patterson Brothers Drinking Game 1 - Space Balls |
This is the first of several drinking games me and my brother have developed. Take one drink for each event. For a truly authentic experience try this recipe: Half a pitcher of Old English mixed with ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:16:00 GMT |
Fact: I'm Awesome |
Some of you may think you know me. Some of you may in fact actually know me. But how many of you knew I was a Rhodes Scholar? I realize that at least one of you is saying to yourself, "Hey, don't yo...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:42:00 GMT |
There's just not enough hours in the day. |
So lately I've been having trouble getting to sleep at a decent hour. And by decent hour I mean before the sun reappears in the morning... and let me tell you those RaisinBran commercials are fucking ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:29:00 GMT |
Scientific America |
December 4th, 2008 08:42 PM
Me.... Christopher Patterson, and my brother..... Anthony Patterson are about to embark on a scientific journey. What could it be? What ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:41:00 GMT |
Dear Fan Club |
What follows is an actual, factual, open letter I printed in Obsessive Fan Clubs for Normal Guys Weekly. I'm only posting here in case someone from The Chris Patterson fan club doesn't get the n...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:41:00 GMT |
Top Ten Worst Dressed List (Im num. 9) |
What follows is an honest to god worst dressed list published on the web in May of 2005. I'm so much more famous then you. You can see the original list here:
http://enriquefuentes.blogspot....
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:05:00 GMT |
SLC Bus Terminal Lodge |
Have you ever slept in a bus station? I have... this is my story. Kind of.I got stuck in Salt Lake City on my way back from seeing Lise in Idaho (no You-da-ho.. oh crap that's still funny) and my bus...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:51:00 GMT |
Window Pane Short Story pt. 1 |
I awoke this morning much like any other morning. I slid on a pair of jeans, walked to the kitchen to get a drink of water and then headed into the bathroom to wash my face. Soap has a way of making e...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:09:00 GMT |
Dear Rock Star Letter |
Dear Rock Star Dream,
Look baby, we had a good run. It was fun... I mean I think we both learned a little about ourselves. In retrospect, sure I wish I'd handled some situations better, the night at ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 23:37:00 GMT |
