Whirling Menace

i am currently a CNA (nursing assistant). i really like my job. its not easy being in charge of 7 or 8 other human beings that still consider you a baby. its pretty damned rewarding emotionally. its like haning out with grandma all day x8. im planning on going on to RN in segments when money and time afford it.I am both a HUSBAND and am a STEPDAD!?!? which still makes me laugh almost every day. life is like playing the sims without the cheat codes (motherfucker!). Some days you clean up piss. some days you set your kitchen on fire. but most of the time you try to box your significant other in wall segments.most people i know either think i am crazy or mega funny. i suppose i am both but i generally keep my mouth shut when the crazy starts coming out unless ive known you for more than a week. "you need help" is something i hear often. ususally after i set a pic of my balls as your cell phones wallpaper.