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About Me

Hellooooooooooo my name is James, I'm from Buckinghamshire, been living in Lincoln 2 years and a bit Its cool I love acting, going to the cinema, drawing, working out. I plan on moving to London for a lil while, and L.A to scout for acting work, I've organised it ..soo no backing out this time. I'm tall..dark and brooding, which kind of annoys me...sooo I try to use comedy so I dont seem so moody :P

Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

I finished lincoln college, got distinction for acting, wahahaha! yay. Big hello to all my old friends down in Bucks, you know who ya are! And I be down to see ya as soon as I get some free time! If anyone wants to chat my msn is..You can message me for it :)
Rules to go by when meeting James
1. Do not make direct eye contact with me.
2. You must adhere to the following procedure when shaking my hand:
i. Stand directly in front of me with both feet together.
ii. Extend your arm in front of you and wait for me to engage if I choose to do so.
iii. If I grant you a hand shake, you may hold my hand, pump once or twice, and then promptly let go. I will then wipe my hand with a moist towelette, and you will bow, step aside and quickly walk away.
3. You must stand at least 3 feet (1 m) apart from me at all times.
4. Do not talk directly to me. If you want to tell me something, write it down and hand it to an assistant.
5. Formal attire is encouraged (suit tie if possible).
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My Interests

I like martial arts, havent done it in a while..but gonna get into it again soon, pubbing/clubbin/chillin with college friends woohoooo.. I like art, music, acting (the big one baby yaaahhh) and seeying friends.

I'd like to meet:

Good directors

Music:

Used to really just be into classic rock stuff, guns n roses, queen etc......but now I listen to .. all kinds of weird stuff, mostly stuff I hear from movies! , not really a fan of drum and bass though..I find it boring.

Movies:

I like action movies, they make me laugh, the whole hero with infinate ammo stuff, who never gets shot but can shoot everyone else. Classic.
I cant think of all the movies I like, or even half the movies I like. Blah

Television:

Sometimes ..

Books:

Doors of perception

Heroes:

I look up to my little bro, because he's just brilliant. He's 11 and he rocks. Below is a pic of him with a stick! That and my TEAM. (Consisting of Me,Green,Nick...also known as the team.)

Adam also appears in my heroes list..we fall out alot, basically because we're both too amazing and clever to live on this small planet in peace...well for long anyway.

However while peace time is declared we have had some of the best times in history ...which are listed below.

Spain **2000 or 1999** ..we were about 13/14 and had just started to realise how alike we were ..we are awesome...me and Adam can go into any situation ever...and come out winning, simply because we're smart and can talk our way into stuff. Sooo we went on a school trip to Spain..did amazing things, wore cool hats, threw our teacher fully clothed into a swimming pool, and gained instant popularity among millions.

School 1999-2002? or something .....yesss we joined forces in 9G...defeating everyone in class and beyond at wrestling. Doing wrestling moves on mr Zowdoa, Chillin with Dean (small black teacher) ....I also burned adams hand with magnesium sulphite or something. We sold "Poka porn" to little kids, we also had the "A and J Protection Agency" or AJPA ...where we protected people from stuff, for money. Mostly it was Jack, or little kids.

House Burning **2000** me and adam broke into an old house which had been abandoned... and we were lookin round, I went up in the attic, whilst Adam set fire to curtains sorta by accident, so we ran away. And I also lost my pen-knife that day.

random cool things me and Adam used to do........ Martial Arts: Ahh Yes me and Adam...the only white guys (the other guys left after a few lessons in pain hahaha) ..here we got taught wrestling, jujitsu, kung fu, and basic street fighting

Chillin: While we were at college when we were 17 .. sometimes we didnt have to be there till 12, sooo we'd chill out, play video games, and guitar (adam would play, n we'd make up lyrics) we used to sunbath, chat to his awesome dad who gave us good advice...come up with awesome scenerios (what if zombies took over Buckingham?)

Drink/smoke Yes Adam finally lured me into trying pot, I didnt enjoy it as I expected, but however we have had awesome adventures been drunk, like when I passed out under budgens bridge....and the time Adam had to walk me back to his, cause I was blind...and he kept throwing me in the road to test my drunk reactions....and of course Ozzys house (blonde babe) we went for a "party" it ended up me and adam going...her having sex with some loser on a bouncy castle, soooo me and Adam watched tv, got drunk and passed out.

Faccenda: Disgusting factory...turned..into an AWESOME Land of brilliance!!....I single handedly turned every1 (but adam of course) into my minions there, they were all Polish and Iraqies....oh boy we had fun. Me and Adam chased them on electric lift things, and Adam once crushed my leg with one. We also defeated them at arm wrestling, and threw chicken legs at rasheeeds head. *memorable moment* Adam throwing a bucket of water over DeaN. Adam telling rasheed to shut up, then saying he was talkin to Dean. Adam calling iain an ugly donkey and shooting him in the face with high powered water/acid ..... Adam punching a man in the face when challenged to a mock fight......and me and Adam pushing dean into the dirty clothes bin. Adam telling Linda he had a massive penis, and Linda wanting to see it.

Cyprus: Yep I took Adam on holiday with me, because quite franky...our holidays bored the shit out of me. With Adam there...we challenged turkish men, they tried to kill us, but gave up. We ran away from dogs with rabies, looked at an army base when we were drunk, laughed at silly sola not been able to play counter strike..."I need back up..I need back up!!!" ......played in net cafes, when to rock clubs....and kicked ass!!! this was where Adam turned 18. :) He will forever remember this time!! We also had fantastic conversations and stuff while playing drafts at Solas bar... we would sit outside in the warm air, (after eating fajitas) playing this game..chillin...drinkin...smoking these big turkish pipes that our friend sola bought us....and lookin /chatting to hot chicks. Amazing truely. I only wish we had more time out there.

College: Me and Adam went to college, we blagged our way in, and they were amazed by our brilliance and future plans. We studied advanced business studies / Girls ........an amazing time. Our first day we were attacked by zombies with kelly. Then we had a stand off with a massive group of punks, then I became famous as Jedi. This was the last time Adam and James would be together in a working/educational enviroment.

Adam helped me with one of the most difficult times of my teenage life....my ex breaking up with me, Adam helped with various songs and messing about to try and make me laugh, it helped. A lil. *Edited* Sowwy nicolaaaaaaa

Anyway, for helping me out then..and the best times since I was 13-18 ...I will be thanking Adam Dabest ...May our lives be awesomeonical.
*Amsterdam New years eve 2005 (when it turns to 2006) YES me and Adam reunite for 4 days man! gonna rock!! Me,Greeny,Nick,Adam and a few others! woohooo
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My Blog

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Call me crazy, but with this odd hairstyle and his head and neck growing disproportionately large for his frame, this Harry Potter guy is starting to look like a real asshole.- lol P.S I hate tonsils....
Posted by SirJames on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:52:00 PST

London!! PICS ADDED BABY!!!

Wahaha! dont have time to message everyone! Going to London for a few dayssssssss be back sunday LOVE U GUYS. :)Greeeeeeeeeeny here I come!! Ok im back, a little groggy actually, I got back into Linco...
Posted by SirJames on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:03:00 PST

Yahhhh kick arse!!

Talk about brilliant, driving is kicking arse, I've got a possibility for an agent, photoshoot coming up in London before Xmas ANDDDDDDDDDD weird crazy polish girls came on to me,Matt and Dan. W...
Posted by SirJames on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:00:00 PST

Currently

Well got my freakin provisional back finally with paper licence, sooo booked my theory... should pass that with ease, did last time.....then I gotta pass the damn reallllll test!! should be ok im quit...
Posted by SirJames on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

Skeg trip! (WITH PHOTOS ooooh)

In the gangs infinate wisdom, the decision was passed down, that we should go to Skeg and party. Yesss with an over night stay and everything.It actually wasnt as bad as I thought, there was the three...
Posted by SirJames on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:57:00 PST

Crazy Wednesday (with PICS!!!)

Yeah...I think we allllllllllllllll had a bit too much to drink, the night featured everyone kissing, everyone dancing, and everyone falling over (Lisa won by 4 fall downs!! u go girl)Pic time!!Theres...
Posted by SirJames on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST

What a random weekend!

Soo yeah..I wake up friday...hungover and feeling "blah" and the guys invite me to a 7 person msn chat with all my buckingham friends, discussing greenys birthday!! I felt a little rubbish because I r...
Posted by SirJames on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST

Her eyes are like poetry, her smile like music.

True story! Oh wow what a hang over, CURSE BRENDAN, thats the drunkest I've been for a long time, I guess its good, because it reminds me what my drinking limit is, and to not ...
Posted by SirJames on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:01:00 PST

What a crazy week..

Been out every night since sunday!! sooo tonight I am staying in ! (friday n saturday are shitty days)Thursday was probably the crappest, it was just too pact, and I totally got bored ... saying that ...
Posted by SirJames on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST

Chickens and shit. (This is awesome)

Ok so I was bored today, and thought I would take some pics of me (or rather get my 10 year old bro) with my ducks and chickens and dogs and stuff, its quite cool!! Above is me sitting outside m...
Posted by SirJames on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST