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I play Bass for a musical ensemble known as The Dead Elvi. There are 5 of us - Criswell plays something like a ukelele and dances...Thumbs strums...Skullhead sings and also strums - Skullhead was once banned from a hotel in Berlin after he tossed a television out of the window because everyone on it refused to stop speaking in German!...and DaBlurr plays the drums. Actually, DaBlurr is just an average drummer - we keep him in the band because he is so beautiful and we're all secretly in love with him. Playing in The Dead Elvi has afforded me the opportunity to play with many of my musical heroes - Ray Manzarek, Mick Taylor, Pete Best, Jane Wiedlin, Peter Tork, Tiffany and Cherie Currie, to name just a few. Another great feature of a Dead Elvi show is that we're surrounded by beautiful women who like to dance around us while we're performing. They are led by our lovely Elvettes, Wendy and Cheryl. Other assorted lovelies who have graced our stage include Linda Blair, Marilyn Chambers, Adrienne Curry and Nichelle Nichols. I hope that you, Dear Reader, have the chance to visit us at one of our performances. What sweet music we make! The guy on the right is named 'Will' or 'Lee' or something. I don't know the guy on the left. Everybody's favorite ex-Monkee, Davy Jones, performing at Epcot. Don't know the guy playing bass. The beautiful Mrs. Gelvis, as interpreted by mad genius, Ric Frane. Hounds' drummer Annie M pounding it out. Don't know the bass player.