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HallieWeen

No longer preggo, but still fabulous

About Me

I'm your density. I mean... your destiny

My Interests

The Ocean @ Night, Munchkin kitties, Earl the Dog and phantom puppy syndrome, Dishwashers, Aerobic Striptease, Honesty, Nipples, Eating out, Sarcasm, Consumers, Nachos, The Leprachaun, Text Messaging, Any store with aisles, Sushi, FUCK MARRY KILL, Straight Hair, Vampires, Sign Language, Spending hours on end in the bookstore w/o buying anything, Making Lists, Awkwardness, EEPS, Extra Toes, Wrist Tattoos, Pinstripes, Buckout Road, Blood N Guts, Crazy People, Pole Dancing, Not Cuddling, Sleeping with my jeans on, Howard Stern, Edos, Getting drunk and making out, Trying New Foods, Sally the VooDoo Doll, White Trash, FIV, Keeping Hearts in Jars, Comfy Couches, Surveys, Frozen Anything, Scene It, Pop Culture Trivial Pursuit, Walgreens, Road Trips to far away fast food, The Moon, People who can cook, My Geek Following, Being up all night, New Orleans, Vegas, Courtney Love, Hal Sparks, Seth Green, and SPIKE!

Music:

My Ruin, Lydia Lunch, Jack Off Jill, Fiona Apple, Tura Satana, L7, Hole, Scarling, Distillers, Portishead, Rasputina, Dropkick Murphys, Derek Eaters, GNR, DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, Donnas, Ani, Bjork, Tori, THC, James Marsters,Tenacious D, (old) Liz Phair, OLP, GWAR, NIN, F11, Violent Femmes, Shakira, Mudhoney, Screaching Weasel, Reel Big Fish, Dead Milkmen, Souless Shoes, Veruca Salt, Moby, Orsus, Bouncing Souls, Oasis, Op Ivy, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Beck, Crisis, Rolling Stones, BTM, Sonic Youth, Pink Floyd, , Vanilla Ice, Dying Fetus, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Depeche Mode, Juliette Lewis and the Licks, K's Choice, LOA, Manson (covers), Misfits, Sneaker Pimps, King Robbie, Save Ferris, Theme Songs, Velvet Underground,Rooftop Quality. It's all about the 80's and early 90's (It's so cheesy that I like it)

Movies:

Princess Bride, Natural Born Killers, Reservoir Dogs, Back to the Future trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, True Romance, Heathers, Nightmare Before Xmas, American Werewolf in London, Labyrinth, 8 Legged Freaks, Breakfast Club, Space Balls, Beetlejuice, Roger Rabbit, Empire Records, Kill Bill I & II, Fight Club, American History X, Goonies. Pump Up the Volume, Ghost World, Nowhere, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State,Donnie Darko, Tim Burton, Pixar, Nightmare on Elm Street, Run Lola Run, John Waters, Desperado, Welcome to the Dollhouse, American Beauty, Jackass and Jackass 2, The Departed, all the 80's movies I am missing. There are more, I know there are but I can't think. All the other hip movies people my age like...

Television:

Viva La Bam (LOOOVE RYAN DUNN), Jackass, My Name is Earl, The War at Home, Little People Big World, The Girls Next Door, Rescue Me, Medical Incredible or anything on Discovery Health. Any non cooking show on The Food Network (I heart Alton Brown,YUMMO), America's Funniest Home Videos, Buffy (RIP), Angel (RIP), Family Guy, That 70's Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex & the City, Simpsons, Dawson (sick), Sopranos, Wild Boys, Daria, the video parts of Beavis and Butthead, Cheesy 80's and 90's sitcoms, Howard Stern, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Conan, Queer Eye, Whatever VH1 show Hal Sparks is on this week. Any crap thats on at 3 a.m.

Books:

I love love love books about people with mental illness or physical deformity. Too many others to name, mostly non-fiction unless it is really good. It's all about kid's books (even though kids are icky)

Heroes:

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter." ..

My Blog

Bored as bored can be

Initials:HEH2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:Mater P, John Waters, Uma Therman, Andre Agassi, Seinfeld, Daniel Day-Lewis, Michelle Phfeiffer, there are some more.... 3. Last thing you ate...
Posted by HallieWeen on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:21:00 PST

Does anyone really need to know this much about me?

How well do you know me??For instance, did you know...Four jobs I have had in my life:1. Retard wrangler2. Minimum wage slave at Blockbuster (yes, that is where you know me from)3. Verizon Princess, n...
Posted by HallieWeen on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:54:00 PST

Honestly, how lame am I

Honestly 1. Honestly, are you in love right now? A million strawberry pops2. Ho...
Posted by HallieWeen on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:54:00 PST

It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life

Awesome apartment including awesome roommate who is pretty consistently "perfect"? CHECK New job including Consumers (hearts! swoon! love!); along with getting a raise, keeping all of the vacation ti...
Posted by HallieWeen on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:49:00 PST

How come no one else is awake when I can't sleep?

Stupid insomnia... Is this a good time to give the 3 month update on 2005? Awesome apt including awesome roommate who enjoys cooking? CHECK New job where I actually might get paid if I miss a...
Posted by HallieWeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Worst girlfrend ever? WHO CARES!!!

Seth Green tickets on Valentines Day!!! Gotta brush up on my stalking skills... PS Sorry CrazyLegs, but this crazy midge has a date with destiny!
Posted by HallieWeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NO (FILL IN THE BLANK) IN '05!

A FULL WEEK IN AND ALREADY 2005 IS SMASHING COMPARED TO THE PREVIOUS YEAR. NOW LETS SEE HOW THE NEXT 51 WEEKS HOLD UP...
Posted by HallieWeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

4 hours late and this is still what I do with my workday...

LAST PERSON WHO . Slept in your bed: Pete . Saw you cry: Tommy Ralph Joanne Suz and Frank , but there are pictures so you can see it too . You shared a drink with: Ugh, there were a lot of people ther...
Posted by HallieWeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Since my ego is no where NEAR as big as my tits

It is needless to say I did not create the "Hallie's Boobs" profile. Neither did Pete, cause somehow that seems even more wrong.I do not have any association with and was not invited to be part of tha...
Posted by HallieWeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just ran out of Tide

Do not pretend to know meDo not pretend to careDo not pull your dramatic, holier than thou bullshit Because I do not know you anymoreBecause I do not care anymoreBecause if you meant what you said I w...
Posted by HallieWeen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST