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Joseph One Eye

Im gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

About Me

Hi!! Who knows me??If you don't... here I am....I'm Jo, otherwise known as Phene, Joseph One Eye, Littlen, and the obvious Titch. I'm at uni studying BA Hons Business Management and I work at 3 when I'm not uniing (is that a word?). I want to get into events management after uni. I pretty much live in a zoo with a cat Tia, 2 Terrapins, 2 ferrets and lots of fish wishes! I can be a bit of a bitch to be honest, sorry if i get grumpy or shout at you.. normally it's nothing personal. I'm a self confessed drama queen and attention seeker (being brought up as a musician and an actress for ya!) hence why i'm normally quite loud and why i can be a little bit grrrrr sometimes. I really want to go travelling after I've finished uni... let's hope that's not just a pipe dream! I also have a crazy irrational fear of multistorey carparks and my neck being touched. It is really easy to make me jump and i get the hiccups a lot. Also I have to rinse a glass 3 times before I use it. (I think that's me in a nutshell.)Oh also, if anyone's after a vocalist please let me know! ..
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My Interests

Music is my life!.... performing at every opportunity (feel free to shout at me if you want me to shut up! Grade 8 Vocals, Grade 5 Alto Sax, Grade 4 Violin, Grade 4 Piano and learning the guitar makes me loud!!) Oh AND I am slightly obsessed by Harry Potter...have you noticed? (and it's not embarrassing!!!) Oh also, I've got quite into World of Warcraft lately, i'm quite the fan even though i used to rip the piss out of it... ho hum lol.

I'd like to meet:

Any like minded people, expecially if you're after a female vocalist!! oh and by the way... IF YOU SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST WITHOUT MESSAGING ME FIRST I WILL DECLINE IT! (Sorry but it's one of my pet hates!)

Music:

Ben Folds. Counting Crows. Led Zeppelin. Pink Floyd. Placebo. Muse. Alice Cooper. Jewel. Squillions actually, a bit of everything to be honest as I've been brought up studying music my whole life but mainly a rock chick.

Movies:

The Crow (quite possibly THE best film in the world... none of this sequels shit though.) Shawshank Redemption. The Breakfast Club. The Piano. Mr Hollands Opus. Memento. All of the Harry Potter films!!!! LOTR Trilogy. Underworld and the new Underworld Evolution fillum! (Read that bit quickly and it looks like i wrote Underwear! Just thought I'd point that out...)errrrrrrrrrrrrrm....... I could list more...

Television:

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps!! Dr Who!!! Futurama. The Simpsons.

Books:

I've loved all of Dan Brown's book except Digital Fortress. Harry Potter of course!!!! Gotta love a bit of Stephen King too. I read quite a lot si can't really narrow it down.

My Blog

Fun at work!!

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Posted by Joseph One Eye on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:04:00 PST

My fantastic camping USCness

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Posted by Joseph One Eye on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST

Cars and widgets

Our new car:My other car:Selling this car if anyone's interested:Someone please buy my tigra as we've run out of parking spaces at our house!!...
Posted by Joseph One Eye on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:52:00 PST

Ferrets

We now have two baby ferrets too!One girl who's mine and one boy who's rich's. They are called Flo and JeremyThat makes our pet total at:Tia the catMike and Kev the terrapinsFlo & Jeremy the ferretsLo...
Posted by Joseph One Eye on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:43:00 PST

Teenage mutant ninja terrapins!!

Whoop whoop!! As of next Tuesday (hopefully not even that far away yonder!) I will have 2 whole pet terrapins!! (Not just the legs but the WHOLE THINGS!)I'm stuck on names though. I want Kevin and&nbs...
Posted by Joseph One Eye on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST