I am a comedy promoter, I am writing a book about a long walk I went on and I like animals. And sweets.South Park
Add to My Profile | More VideosPlease enjoy Cartman singing 'Kyle's Mom's a Bitch'. Apart from the song being hilarious, I especially like the bit where Cartman breaks off from singing and says to the kids, "Come on, you all know the words". Priceless.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alaric (Al)
Birthday: 15th Feb 1971 - Decimal Day no less
Birthplace: Roehampton, London
Current Location: Huddersfield, unfortunately
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Auburn, not ginger
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what I am doing but right handed, 99% of the time
Your Heritage: English/Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Manolo 6" heels
Your Weakness: Love
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: American Hot
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Success in both my little ventures
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Never used it, I have a phone
Thoughts First Waking Up: Her
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Tuesday
Your Most Missed Memory: She knows who she is
Pepsi or Coke: Ha Ha
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, ever
Single or Group Dates: Any would be nice
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: PG Tips mate
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino is coffee you spaz
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Cunt
Do you Sing: Twice a day
Do you Shower Daily: See above
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I got expelled from the first five I attended
Do you want to get Married: But we've only just met
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm an Altheist
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No, not in the least
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: It's 'drunk alcohol' and yes, I have
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, but they were prescribed. By a mate ha ha.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went to Sainsbury's today, if that's what you mean?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, I eat it once a week
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: I haven't talked to a girl in the past month, give me a chance
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in Huddersfield
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The question should be "In the last hour..."
Ever been Drunk: It's definitely happened, I'm sure
Ever been called a Tease: Er, no.
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I am stupidly good at shoplifting. Never conceal the goods. That's the golden rule.
How do you want to Die: Immortally wounded
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have already grown up, and it sucks
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Dark usually
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Any
Weight: I prefer slim ladies
Best Clothing Style: Couldn't give a monkeys
Number of Drugs I have taken: What, today?
Number of CDs I own: 600-700
Number of Piercings: None any more
Number of Tattoos: One, it says 'The Smiths' and it's marvellous
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just one mate, just one
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