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There was a young man of Newminster Court, Bugger'd a pig, but his prick was too short, Said the hog, " it's not nice But pray take my advice; Make tracks, or by the police you'll be caught." There was a young man of Cashmere, he purchased a young bayadere! He fucked all her toes, Her mouth, eyes, and her nose, And eventually poxed her left ear. There was a young party of Bicester, Who wanted to bugger his sister; But not liking dirt, He bought him a squirt, And cleaned out her arse with a clyster. There was a young man of Kings Cross, Who amused himself frigging a horse, Then licking the spend Which still dripped from the end Said, "It tastes just like anchovy sauce." A president called Gambetta, Once used an imperfect French letter; This was not the worst, With disease he got cursed; And he took a long time to get better. There was a yough girl from vistula' To whom a friend said, "jef has kissed you, la!" She said, "Yes,by God! But my arse he can't sod Because i am troubled with Fistula."