Just im me at Jdf218 and i put the below novella in my aim profile but didnt want to get rid of it, enjoy.
oh no i need a profile...umm...umm...yeaaaaa sooooo yeaaaaa my profile right, im supposed to write things in her that are profileish and stuff and that is like funny or something....wow thats pressure i mean i consider myself to be a pretty funny person but i cant just be funny at any givin time....these things take time....you know what else takes time....typing...why? probaly because for some reason i type with like 5 fingers total, im not sure how i do this becasue usally ijust end uup pselpping evertyhing worng and then i have to back and fix everthing.....ughh....i remember back in middle school when they used to put those orange things over the keyboard and then make you type with the learn how to type software thing with the black lady...yeah good times even though i never learned to type the way your supposed to but then agian who does? the only person i have seen type correcly is my mom and some other various people....oh man i think i went off on a tangent and whoever is reading this must have as much free time as i do right now.....i mean ny now you almost have to message me and be like "dude what is up with yuor profile?"....then ill be sitting here with a grin on my face and be all ike hah! you fell for my trap thats exactly what i wanted you to do....you see you wont stop reading my madness becasue your curious on where im going with this and the truth is that im not going anywhere ill probaly just keeping typing untili get to the bottom of the page....wow i think my typing had just imporved tenfold just by typing all of this mumbo jumbo--hey theres a saying that isnt used to often....i think we should bring back some sayings like "da bomb" "far out" and of course "bitchin" my personal favorite...i mean it seems like everyday im walking down the hall and i just to say somehting like your looking very bitchin today or im doing just bitchin how bout you?....wouldnt that just be great.. that would just brighten my day...birds would sing and the band would be playing....i cant believe yuor still reading..but then again maybe what im typing is interesting or something....i like how i talk to my reader during my tangent of typing which brings me to whoever wrote the great gatsby....i really should know becasue we were suppose to read the book already but of course i dont do anything in comp but sit there adn try to balance a pencil on my nose....but anywho, yeah author of great gatsby talks to his readers which apparently according to mr griffin is freaking amazing so ithink whenevre i write ill personally address whoever is reading it....wow i wonder how many characters the limit is on profiles i think its like 1024 or something but then again im not sure whether that inlcudes spaces or not....and why 1024 why not just make it even rounded off number like 1000...that would ame things simpler sorta like the metric system, but of course america is 1 of like the only 2 countries that actually use the standard system of measurment..probaly because we like to different and we belive all other countries suck....eh whatever 75% of the population is overweight might as well just let them think whatever they wanted...let them sue mcdonalds... i dont care...let the smokers sur the tobacco companies i dont care....our country just sues everybody else and in the end we screw ourselves over..its cool...we have nukes-thats all that really matters...i mean if things get to hetic we will just nuke someplace....you know relieve a little stress and just give out a little message to the world that we are all just crazy messed hicks that sadly have most of the power.....ok time to get off this subject im not saying anything that has any value whatsever and i dont want people messaging me bitchin about whatever i just wrote becasue i cant really remeber....i pretty much have the memory of a gold fish approx. 3 seconds...what was a talking about? where am i? eh oh well...oh snap i just reached the the limit geuss im done
What Jon French Means
J is for Jealous
O is for Outgoing
N is for Nerdy
F is for Flirtatious
R is for Responsible
E is for Emotional
N is for Normal
C is for Captivating
H is for Hilarious
What Does Your Name Mean?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jon French
Birthday: 2/18/90
Birthplace: Lawrence
Current Location: Salem
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: I'm not French if thats what your getting at...im actually English and Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: k-swiss
Your Weakness: having a weakness
Your Fears: taking long surveys
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: break a five minute mile
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: This is brian Peppers, do a barrel roll!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do a barrel roll!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: earlobe, no lie
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: The womb...it was so nice in there
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: doesnt matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea, im drinking it right now
Chocolate or Vanilla: how about both
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee i suppose
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: from time to time
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: oh yeah definetly
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pilot would be nice
What country would you most like to Visit: England
Is your name Jon French and are you amazingly awesome: yes this is very true
Does writing html piss you off: It sure does
Do you think anybody will notice that you added these last 3 questions: there is bound to be someone who will notice
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: not sure
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: short
Weight: petite
Best Clothing Style: i dont know
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: why would i buy cd's when i can download songs for free
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i have no idea i can barely remember anything past 2 days ago
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