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elle

I am here for Friends

About Me

i like wife beaters, skulls, pez dispensers, and giggling. dance parties are fun too. everyone loves me.

My Interests

kinship and degrees of relatedness, pyrex bowls, bakelite, hula hoops, homoeroticism/violence in athletics, red nails, carnival glass

I'd like to meet:

someone who will give me a black eye.

Music:

hot chip, devendra, the smiths, my bloody valentine, johnny cash, jefferson airplane, junior boys

Movies:

butterflies are free, king of hearts, the gods must be crazy

Television:

bob ross

Books:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Fountainhead, East of Eden, Anna Karenina, Poisonwood Bible, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Catcher in the Rye, Siddhartha, Demian, Their Eyes were Watching God, The Color Purple, Things Fall Apart, On the Road, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grendel, The Stranger, The Trial, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Lolita

Heroes:

Eli, Adam, Jacques Torres, Richard Dawkins, Marilyn Monroe, Betty Paige, Joan Crawford, James Dean, Charles Darwin

My Blog

they just want to steal us all, take us all apart

sometimes, the hilarity and ridiculousness of my life surprises even myself. how do i find myself in such predicaments, delicious, yet predicaments nonetheless. ah, those juniper berries! one of the...
Posted by elle on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:02:00 PST

drugs in my body

sometimes, when you hang out with huge, muscular, hunky boys who play sports, they make you drink a raw egg. but then you become the female champion of the apartment. it is kind of like an oyster, i...
Posted by elle on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:37:00 PST

i might need to wash my hands real slow

never rely on another man to take care of your soul. he already has his own, and when his hands are full, he is bound to drop something. ...
Posted by elle on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:48:00 PST

i never did believe in miracles

i will make you the most delicious plum cake ever when i find you. or when you find me.
Posted by elle on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:22:00 PST

they say i have brains, but they ain’t doing me no good

i wish they would.
Posted by elle on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:46:00 PST

forever heavy

it is forever raining here and cold and wretched. and cold. i said my complexion was melancholic (autumn, cold and dry) and choleric (summer, hot and dry). ...
Posted by elle on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:10:00 PST

like diamonds in the ground

we are waiting to be found. just like this album was waiting to be found. nostalgia nostalgia nostalgia nostalgia. it is quiet here, maybe a little too quiet. ...
Posted by elle on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:47:00 PST

i am ready for a fall

numberrrr one guy, number one guy, one guy, number number number number one. still on two feet. ...
Posted by elle on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:29:00 PST

i’m just an insect trying to get out of the night

1) so glad to finally be reading ovid. erotic roman poems are exactly what the doctor ordered. 2) my life is a complete and utter mess; i need to find something to do this summer, i need to get some...
Posted by elle on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:21:00 PST

we’re still on the payroll

for a minute there, i lost myself. i lost myself.
Posted by elle on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:45:00 PST