here’s why riding horses is better than sex... |
Reasons Riding is Better Than Sex
You don't have to sneak your riding magazines into the house.
If you are having trouble with riding, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you h... Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:18:00 GMT |
Things you can only say at a barn (and not get looked at weird) |
1. He won't come into my hands!2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.3. I'm gonna get off now.4. More leg, less hand...5. It was a great ride, but hes kinda sticky.6. He needs a go... Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:14:00 GMT |
16 Reasons to Date a Horseback Rider |
1.We have 4 speeds and many positions 2.We wear tight pants and tall boots 3.We love getting dirty 4.We know how to ride our mounts 5.We perform well with animals 6.We like to be in control 7.We'll ri... Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:10:00 GMT |