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John

Personally, I blame MTV.

About Me

Me, yah, i'm here man.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Julius Ceaser--- Caesar said to the soothsayer, "The ides of March are come;" who answered him calmly, "Yes, they are come, but they are not past." --Tu quoque, Brute, fili mi--

Heroes:

Mucius Scaevola--Porsena in rage and alarm ordered the prisoner to be burnt alive unless he at once divulged the plot thus obscurely hinted at, whereupon Mucius, crying 'See how cheap men hold thier bodies when they care only for honour!' thrust his right hand into the fire which had been kindled for a sacrifice, and let it burn there as if he were unconscious of the pain. -- From Livy; The Early History of Rome

My Blog

Automated email letter from General James T. Conway - Commandant of the Marine Corps

Our Nation is at war - our Corps is at war - fighting a determined enemy bent on terror and domination.  Make no mistake, it is a war we must win!  Success by the enemy will dramatically cha...
Posted by John on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:39:00 PST

Words Women Use

Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Mi...
Posted by John on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST

Just a few jokes from Maxim and other sources.

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research ...
Posted by John on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

TOP 17 COUNTRY SONG TITLES

> >TOP 17 COUNTRY SONG TITLES>> >17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.> >16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long.> >15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Lif...
Posted by John on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:48:00 PST

Military Terminology

THE DIFFERENCE IN MILITARY TERMINOLOGY FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. NAVY / USMC ARMY AIR FORCE Head Latrine Powder Room Rack Bunk Single with ruffle and duvet M...
Posted by John on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:SpecificityBritish ConstitutionPassive-...
Posted by John on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:24:00 PST

A few quotes from Waynes World

[after seeing Cassandra for the first time] Wayne Campbell: She will be mine. Oh, yes - she will be mine. [admiring a guitar in a music store] Wayne Campbell: It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine....
Posted by John on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:16:00 PST