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Greene!

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About Me

Sexy, Savy, Single lookin for a good time
ABOUT MySELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: June 28
Birthplace: Asheville, NC
Current Location: Clearwater, FL
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color:
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Hillbilly
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ecco
Your Weakness: remembering names
Your Fears: Getting Old
Your Perfect Pizza: Large Pep
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Catch more lobsters
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WCWBF
Thoughts First Waking Up: Crap...I gotta go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: Face...I'm Pretty
Your Bedtime: 11:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Farm life
Pepsi or Coke: Who cares...I'm a root beer guy
MacDonalds or Burger King: on the fence
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweeter the better
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capp
Do you Smoke: NO!, maybe, sometimes...
Do you Swear: A little
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: Yikes!
Do you want to go to College: No way, BTDT
Do you want to get Married: Not today
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO Never
Do you think you are Attractive: Yep
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I take or leave 'em
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe...don't remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does Seared tuna count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No way, thieves must die.
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: With boots on
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Retired
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: shorter than 5-11
Weight: small enough to ride b!tch
Best Clothing Style: Superhero costumes, sexy santa suits
Number of Drugs I have taken: ever?
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 582
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My Interests

Motorcycles, Diving, Fishing, Xbox360, History, Travel

I'd like to meet:

Jen Holloway

Music:

My rhymes and records they don’t get played Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made And if you rap like me you don’t get paid And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.

Movies:

Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Jaws, Office Space, The Jerk, Super Troopers, Anything with Vampires, Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, Clerks, Christmas Vacation, What's that NASCAR Movie w/ Tom Cruise??

Television:

Most of the HBO series's, IASIPhilly, The Soup, Simpsons, Battlestar Galactica! I hates the reality TV.

Books:

duuuurrrrr....

Heroes:

None, but I took the superhero personality test: (what's with all the chicks???)Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Iron Man 85% Superman 70% Spider-Man 70% The Flash 70% Hulk 60% Batman 55% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 52% Robin 52% Wonder Woman 42% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Blog

Potentially Hot

OK, so a lot of you have commented lately that you dont think Jen Holloway is all that hot.  My first reaction to this of course is "How dare you say that about my woman, Ill kill you!"  Bu...
Posted by Greene! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:26:00 PST

Hooker Spam

I am getting all kinds of MySpace Hooker Spam! You know what I'm talking about?  I get these friends requests (all the time) from hot chicks, but they turn out to be ads for online porn, or voyeu...
Posted by Greene! on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

Praise Alla I guess...

Congratulations Al-Quaida, You won. You have succeeded in crippling Americas airline industry, and have raised gas prices to a level that is breaking the average guys bank.  Here are the keys to ...
Posted by Greene! on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST

Red Panda Scam

Red Panda my ass! Have you seen these things? Every once in a while, the local zoo will wheel out their "Red Panda" billboards, to try to get everyone to come on out and see "These rare and beautiful"...
Posted by Greene! on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:10:00 PST

Morton!

Where are my Morton Mini-Donuts?   When I was a kid we had these delicious little frozen donuts that you cooked in the toaster oven.  Morton Mini-Donuts; the filet of the freezer section, an...
Posted by Greene! on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:40:00 PST

Open letter to Jen Holloway

Dear Jen Holloway,   I think you are the prettiest newswoman in the Tampa Bay area.  I would say the prettiest in the state of Florida, but Im not familiar with all of the other news program...
Posted by Greene! on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:19:00 PST

How Now Sea Cow?

Manatees!  The scourge of the ocean as far as I'm concerned.  These meddling beasts have wrought havoc on honest boaters for generations.  Tree huggers everywhere would like you to bel...
Posted by Greene! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:18:00 PST

pursuit of happiness

Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness!...That was the cornerstone justification of the Declaration of Independence way back in 1776.  Everyone says they agree with these inaliable rights, an...
Posted by Greene! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:25:00 PST

Pan-Seared Tuna!

Frenchy's on Clearwater Beach has the best Tuna...Period! Tuna Burger, Sesamee Tuna Salad, Tuna Steaks, All of it great!  Go there and you will not be dissapointed...except for maybe the poor ser...
Posted by Greene! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:25:00 PST

Turd Turbin

So I was scalloping the other day...Picture this, 5,000 boats out on the flats in checkerboard formation (I won't say where cause I scared). I had to do 2 really bad, so I swam downstream a little, an...
Posted by Greene! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:20:00 PST