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Suresh

About Me

Birds Are Highly Weird
The songs on my profile (apart from the Medieveal Hip Hop one) were all recorded by Matt De La Hunty, from the Perth band Smoking Eldorados, at his house, and he also played on them, and Rod from that same rock band also helped out (playing guitar on the one about the party). I was behaving in a pretty rock and roll manner and i only hope I did not lead those two guys astray in any sort of way. I apologise to the Smoking Eldorados if I was in any way a negative influence on them.
MY rock band is called Suresh and The Naked Chicks (the greatest rock band to ever come out of Perth, I didn't say that, that's what other people are saying.) We haven't done anything in a while but we are still are around. Go to the Naked Chicks Myspace for alternative versions of these songs.
I'm so edgy that when The Edge from U2 stands next to me he becomes The Middle. I'm so edgy that lemmings keep hurling themselves off my body. I'm so edgy I don't have time to think up a further example of how edgy I am.
I am an Australian Anglo-Indian boy of no fixed age and I live in Gosnells, Western Australia.
I am a boy. This means I have a Y chromosome. (This can be verified by my doctor if you don't believe me. Not that I feel the need to prove anything to you.) I am interested in girls and tea.
This is my group which you can join if you want to (and if you're cool enough):
http://groups.myspace.com/kakog
(The official Knights And Knightesses Of Gosnells Myspace group.) It is by far the coolest and most exclusive and elite Gosnells social group on Myspace at the moment, mostly because I am the only person in it.
Introducing Suresh
Suresh live at the Comedy Lounge

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Incident In A Cafe
Worst Thing You Could Say At A Party

"We are all one world divided by simple plate tectonics." - Suresh
Welcome! Thankyou for reading my Myspace. Heres a smiley face for you.
:-)
And here's another one for no extra charge:
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Just for you guys. And now here's a vampire with only one fang:
:-L


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Member Since: 29/06/2006
Band Website: www.teaworld.co.uk
Influences: vanilla essence
Sounds Like: sylvia plath but good
Record Label: Unknown Indie
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Why they died out

WHY THEY DIED OUT A zoological essay by Suresh 1. UNICORNS Unicorns died out because whenever they tried to kiss they stabbed each other in the face. Fact. Fig 1: A unicorn.It was either ban snogg...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:41:00 GMT

Further Suresh/Gosnells info

I am strangely drawn towards fire. I'm not sure why, but if there is a fire somewhere, I have to stop and stare at it for hours.....because fires are so pretty. And because I am a boy. I tell myself ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:26:00 GMT

Message for the Hip Hop community

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Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:18:00 GMT

When I was an aztec, I had to wear squid pants

When I was an aztec, I had to wear squid pantsAnd in these squiddy trousers would I do the squid pants danceA squiddy squiddo squidder squidOf squid my pants consistAnd squiddish jigs were what I did...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:49:00 GMT

My extremely rare Ryan Adams shirt!

I have long been a fan of Ryan Adam's subtle Alt-Country Rock! I am a huge fan, in fact, I actually own a VERY RARE piece of Ryan Adams memorabilia. It is a T-Shirt of his, but theres a spelling mist...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:13:00 GMT

Take This Pyramid And SHOVE IT

"Hey man, why've we gotta build this pyramid?Can't somebody tell me that?""Shut up slave or you'll end up in your grave.And that's enough of your backchat." "Hey, you're making me break my backbuildi...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:09:00 GMT

Hey Mr. Giraffe (original version)

Hey Mr. Giraffe, your neck is so long.How do you warm it up before you sing a song?Do you have to wear a really huge scarf?Please answer this question, Mr. Giraffe.Hey Mr. Giraffe, your throat is so ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:37:00 GMT

Poem For Sir Bob Geldof

...Or, Tell Me Why I Don't Like Your Bossy Gobby Suresh Hey Sir Bob Geldof with your big fat gobBossing us around seems to be your job You tell the middle class that they don't donate enoughThen you...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:00:00 GMT

YAY!!! I AM SO HAPPY!!!

1.I am so happy!! Hip hip hooray!I drank a lot of tea today.Some sad kids say my poetry's crappyBut I don't care cos I am happy.2.I don't want to be snotty, I don't want to be pretentious,I want to ea...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:19:00 GMT

I Got Pants

I got pants, I wear them on my legs,and when I wash them, I hang them up on pegs,They have seams, they have zips,They have pockets for long trips.There are some people, old-fashioned wowsers,Who say ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:06:00 GMT