... I don't agree with this war, but I support the troops who are brave enough to lay their lives on the line for our freedom. Thank you all for doing what I cannot... I leave my glass on the coffee table over night... I rinse my dishes off, but I leave them in the sink... I watch T.V. while I eat... I have clothes ALL over my floor, and my hamper is full of the clean ones... I almost NEVER make my bed... I can't eat at my kitchen table because it's holding all my mail and loose change... I don't wash my hair everyday... I am not a tidy person... I buy gifts for people who need uplifting, even when I don't really have the money... If I see something at a store that reminds me of someone, I'll call them and let them know I saw it, if it isn't something I can just buy them myself... I share anything that I can with anyone who needs it... If you ask me for my opinion, you better be prepared for the honest truth about how I feel about whatever it is... Piss me off and see what happens... I sometimes feel bad for telling the truth because it might hurt the person that I'm telling it to... I say "Please", "Thank You" and "Pardon Me" to everyone... I belch like a man if I get too comfortable with you... I hold doors open for people, and let them through the door ahead of me... I hate feet... I am quite lazy... I'm a bleeding heart Liberal living in Texas... I like to cook, but find it easier not to... I watch cartoons still... I don't like to watch sports on T.V, but I'll go to a game... I hate when someone tries to talk to me while I am singing along to the radio... If you've managed to make me fall for you, you'd better be prepared for the most ferocious love of your life. I mean that in more ways than one... I like to smoke when I drink, and drink when I sing, and sing when I smoke... I am a fragrance and make-up whore... I floss my teeth daily... I spend entirely too much time on the computer... I hate painting walls, but hate plain walls... I want to kick Ann Coulter in the shins and kiss Bill Clinton on the lips... If you're going to surprise me with something, do not even HINT about it to me because I will bug you until it isn't fun anymore, and you'll be mad at me for spoiling the surprise... I expect to be treated with the same amount of respect and revere that I treat you, no more and no less... I named my work Sand Volleyball team "The Sandy Cheeks"; that is the type of funny I am... I automatically trust, it is not earned, and maybe that's bad... I have no problem staying at home with my family because they are the only ones, besides Andrea, that make me TRULY happy... I hope I meet someone outside of my family and Andrea that makes me truly happy... Free speech is my favorite constitutional right... I want a whole litter of children... Tattoos are hot... I don't care if you're straight or gay, you should be able to be married to whoever the hell you want to be married to... I get too emotionally involved, but I'd rather be that than cold and distant... I am spoiled and selfish, but I'd probably fly you to the moon and back if I could... I cry when I'm happy, sad and angry... I bite my nails... I rock back and forth in my chair, even if it isn't a rocker... I HATE broccoli... It really hurts my feelings when I think so highly of someone who doesn't reciprocate the same sentiments... I do get confrontational when I feel I'm being attacked... I love my sisters more than anything in the world... I have never claimed to be anything more than what I am, I have never professed to be perfect, and I know I am full of faults, but at least I know that and am comfortable with my character. If you are not comfortable with my character, I question why you're viewing my page...
Best I can tell, that means "Family". I hope it does, anyway.
If this doesn't make you AT LEAST chuckle, you have no soul.
This is what my little girls will look and act like...except they probably won't be asian...
I know, I'm going overboard with the videos, but you MUST watch the little boy. He is serious, man.
