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La Felizidad es como orinarse los pantalones, muchos lo pueden ver pero solo tu lo Puedes sentir

About Me



Bueno, sobre mi vivo en Yauco, Puerto Rico,Me Dicen "Shorti"(Complicated Story), soy un chiko agradable, buenagente, me gusta hacer bromas y relajar con los amigos. Estudio en el Holy Rosary(Hell)estoy en 11 grado. Creo en los Unicornios y me gusta hacer largas y largas corridas por la playa mientras escucho Davis Bowie, ok No pero me gusta ver movies,Ver TV,Play Bass Guitar,y aveces hasta dibujo. Soy una persona Simple Pero Compleja a la vez hay veces que ni yo me entiendo, pero na hablame de cualquier cosa y te entendere. Soy el Bajista de una Banda llamada KnoxFort, chequense el MySpace de Nosotros www.myspace.com/knoxfort...Take the quiz:
What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!

Kenny McCormick
Your a needy poor little person. Very kind hearted but at the same time can be very devious and cruel. It really just depends on your mood.

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My Interests

..Mis Intereses ahora mismo son Mi Banda, La Escuela, ir pa la Universidad y estudiar y Janguiar.

I'd like to meet:

Bueno me gustaria conocer personas que tengan mucho de que hablar, que yo los pueda escuchar y ello(a)s me puedan escuchar tambn and Also My HeroesTake the quiz:
What family guy character are you even including Rupert 17 dif charecters

Stewie Griffin
Stewie is always up to something. Whether he's attempting murder on broccoli or Lois, no one notices because he's just a little baby. Stewie is always paranoid and turns every situation into a scheme against him. Thus, he must retaliate. There are rumors of Stewie being a homosexual despite his love for Janet. He accuses his doll, Rupert of being a homosexual and lets out his anger on him. Nevertheless, he relies on Rupert for advice. (taken from briansbar.com)

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Which American Pie character are you?

Stifler
The arrogant, horny, hilarious jerk

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Music:

Musica:Bandas 3 Doors Down Aerosmith All American Rejects Black Guayaba Blink-182 Bowling for Soup Box Car Racer Breaking Benjamin Caramelos de Cianuro Creed Crossfade Drowning Pool Foo Fighters Goldfinger Good Charlotte Green Day Hoobastank Incubus James Blunt Jet Kelly Clarkson Lifehouse Limp Bizkit Linkin Park Mana Mest Muse My Chemical Romance Nickelback P.O.D. Panda Papa Roach Plus 44 Red Hot Chili Peppers Saliva Simple Plan Sin Bandera Slipknot Staind Story of The Year Sugarcult Sum 41 Switchfoot The Cure The Killers The Offspring Third Eye Blind Three Days Grace Trapt Yellowcard
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Take the quiz:
Which JACKASS are you?

Johnny Knoxville
Stunts: fake erections, carrying around a dead alligator, breaking a coffin, sticking hand up cow's butt, and getting things shot at balls

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What bass player are you? (pix pplz, 20 diff. outcomes)
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Mark Hoppus
You are Mark Hoppus, keep on kicking ass, you crazy bastard

Movies:

Bueno pss me gustan muchos tipos de peliculas, sea Comedia, Drama, Accion!!,Suspenso, Terror(Buajaja...).Mis Pelis Favoritas son : Butterfly Effect, Click, Pearl Harbor, Las 6 Peliculas de Star Wars!, las 3 de Lord of The Ring, 50 First Dates, Armagedon, Pirates of The Caribean, Superman Returns, Las 3 de Matrix.title='Myspace Graphics'
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jorge "The Shortmeizter" Ramos
Birthday: november 12 of every Year
Birthplace: P11
Current Location: ummm my House
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Im Puertorican-Filipino i dunno
The Shoes You Wore Today: Asics
Your Weakness: Squirles...those Damn Squirles.......so Cute
Your Fears: umm Myself
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom and Peperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: My Rock Band, Good Grades and umm Forgot The Other One
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You Bastard!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: ...Oh Cool School Again
Your Best Physical Feature: my Ass
Your Bedtime: Dont Have
Your Most Missed Memory: The One were i Was loking up on everybody
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys!
Single or Group Dates: Singles
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...umm So Good
Cappuccino or Coffee: none
Do you Smoke: noup
Do you Swear: i Swore not to Swear
Do you Sing: Yeahp
Do you Shower Daily: Off Course...What Idiot Doesnt Shower Daily.....Shit!
Have you Been in Love: yeahp
Do you want to go to College: Yahh
Do you want to get Married: Yess
Do you belive in yourself: Yah man
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes... when i Eat
Do you think you are Attractive: i Think im Gourgeous...jaja lol, ask Your Mother.
Are you a Health Freak: noup
Do you get along with your Parents: yeahh My Old Dudes Rock
Do you like Thunderstorms: Dont Think So
Do you play an Instrument: Bass Guitar!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i dunno i still Think that Capri Sun makes You Sober
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell Noouu
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeahp...Who the Hell Asks This Cuestions
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yess actualy i ate Two
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: naahh
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nop
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: noupe
Ever been Drunk: Kinda
Ever been called a Tease: not that i Know
Ever been Beaten up: jaja no
Ever Shoplifted: Nouppp
How do you want to Die: i wanna die Dead
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an Astronaut...Weeeeeeee
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel, Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black... i dont Mind Blondes or Brunnetes
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Smaller Than Me
: 5'5
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Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: umm like 30 or 40
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Number of things in my Past I Regret: 8 Wouuu
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Television:

TV, veo muchas comedias Shows, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Conan O'Brian Show, casi todo lo ke vero es MTV o canales donde den Videos de Musica, I'm a Music "Aficionado", Los Juegos de Basket y Peliculas.Take the quiz:
Are u blink 182 or green day???

You're Blink 182!!
You're a blink fan and ur just like them! ur a skater or at least u would like to be and like funny lyrics and fast songs. :D

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Books:

Um, Currently reading "The Little Boy Who Cryed Waffle Box" and "How to Make Toast Volume 74"

Heroes:

Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!Mis heroes son Mark Hoppus,Homero Simpson, Dirk Nowitzki y Adam Sandler(que haria sin ti), Dios, El Perrito que Dice "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" y Stewie Griffin

My Blog

Que Bien o Que Mal?

Yeahh Pss Yo nunca he sido muy bueno en esto de los Blogs pero hace tiempo que no escribo y pss les voy a decir Whats Up!, Im Pissed Off PQ la Fucking Maestra de Ingles nos dio la madre de trabajos y...
Posted by <*>HIMYNAMEISHORTI<*> on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:49:00 PST

Quimica Puede Ser Interesante, No?

Bueno empezamos. La escuela Fuckers! aunke te guste o no, empezamos la School a mi, puss a mi me da Igual. Bueno y toy cojiendo un Curso de Quimica, les voy a decir algo!!! He Aprendiooo!!!! NADAA!!!!...
Posted by <*>HIMYNAMEISHORTI<*> on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:12:00 PST

Road Trip!

Bueno,bueno,bueno, Hola gente yo soy Shorti, me dicen Shorti, no es ke ese es mi verdadero nombre, ok . Acabo de llegar de un extremadamente largo viaje, bueno en el camino pase por mucho, Pase Frio, ...
Posted by <*>HIMYNAMEISHORTI<*> on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:21:00 PST