Vacating. |
I'm going out of the country for a week. Don't call me or text me unless you want to be charged outrageous fees. Yay!
Posted by Soup on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:46:00 PST |
F**king gone. |
As the subject line suggests, I'm fairly crazy. Anyone who's actually so much crazier than I am is a problem. If you have to take medication to have a normal day, that's fine. But if you have to take ...
Posted by Soup on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:40:00 PST |
Insight into my head |
When I was in fifth or six grade, I remember telling myself something every time I completed something. I would say "If I can finish this problem accurately by the time the teacher finishes his senten...
Posted by Soup on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:55:00 PST |
Do me a favor: don’t ask me who this is about. |
As it turns out, your magic bullets are worthless against logic.When you're in your twenties and you show airbrushed art of guns expelling US currency as ammunition, you're going to get exactly what y...
Posted by Soup on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST |
Nobody ever reads these things. |
It's like a rollercoaster that makes me close my eyes, grit my teeth, and hope I don't go flying across the park. Looks like from here on out, it's just me and you.
Posted by Soup on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:00:00 PST |
The Wars of My Father (thx Arzell) |
RED FLAG WARNINGS!The National Weather Service has issued a communist warning for 08:08 AM Central on 4/16/2008.Commies are in your area now!Was the Cold War ever truly over?Number 1 incurable virus ...
Posted by Soup on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST |
A republic, if you can keep it. |
Give me liberty or give me, you know, a tax break.
Posted by Soup on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST |
Euphemisms. |
When you say 'pie,' is that a metaphor for deliciousness?I knew it.
Posted by Soup on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:26:00 PST |
RE: Nineteen years ago Jason Voorhes drove up to the drive thru and rode away with my heart |
Talking about who you favor-- Jason or Freddy, the horror icons-- in public is the equivalent of choosing between God and Satan among the religious.But in all seriousness, I think the Yankees will com...
Posted by Soup on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST |
What ferrets think of the news. |
Ferrets are smart. Ask a ferret what he thinks of the news and he won’t answer you verbally. But put a newspaper in a cage with a ferret and he’ll show you what he thinks of the news.
Posted by Soup on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:33:00 PST |
