Stu

I am originally from Ripley, MS where I spent my entire youth networking with corporate bigwigs by drafting land contracts at the ripe old age of 14 months. After four years I took time off to pursue an education. It started with Ms Terry in kindergarten, multiple teachers at Ripley High School, multiple party years at MSU, and brought me to the University of Mississippi. While growing up in Ripley I trained for the Nintendo Power Pad Track and Field Olympics where in 1989 I took gold in the long jump. Recently on July 12, 2006 I was stripped of my title by Jessica Hardin but due to a rematch, 38 seconds later, I reclaimed my spot at first place with a distance of 17.45 meters. I lived in Starkville for few years where I worked on my most complex invention, the color green. Other inventions would be the middle of plates and keeping the inside of refrigerators cold. My latest creation would be the letter S made possible by drinking too much one night and falling asleep in the middle of trying to write the number 8. Mentioned earlier I am attending the University of Mississippi where I live with one of my fellow Ripleyians Mary Catherine (the young lady located on my friends list) and her pup-pup Mattie. I’ve also recently had my washer and dryer repossessed but it all worked out for the best. I turned the washroom into a recording studio where I discovered a hot new group that had been passed over by every major label, they go by the name Boyz 2 Men.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------I am proud to announce that as of September 1, 2006 I have founded a new support group. It is primarily for preachers with a tobacco addiction and it’s called “HOLY SMOKES!” The meetings will be held at the Little Flock Upstream Church on Monday nights at 5:45pm. Deacons and Elders that suffer this affliction are also welcome to join in the camaraderie. There will be a potluck dinner served directly afterward so bring your appetite. Please keep in mind that if the temptation strikes there is a smoking area downstairs and out the double doors by the mens bathroom. And always remember our slogan, “Smoking won’t send ya to hell but it will make ya smell like ya just stepped out of the flames.”-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------After extensive research, and many sleepless nights, I have found that watching the music video “Lover Boy” by Billy Ocean will cure both the common cold and velvet fever. This is especially good news for those who suffer from velvet fever because according to a story that I read in third grade it said that the only cure for this hardship was to burn all the shit you own. But be warned, not any Billy Ocean song will do the trick. “Caribbean Queen” will only release tension of the upper back. You may remember “When The Going Gets Tough” from Romancing the Stone, I’m not sure what this does. I just think this video deserves a little respect. So push play on the first video below and give it up for the greatest!!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..This next video is one of the funniest damn things I have ever seen. Make sure to turn off my profile song so you can hear the rabbit. ENJOY Skittles Rabbit

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