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HEY
get the fuck off of your computer and go play outside
...beer bellies are unattractive.
period.
art, traveling, singing, music, pizza @ vinnies, biking it up, swimming, camping, not filling out these things, sleep, sparkly stuff, becoming self-fufilled, being a badass, underbite girl, spirituality, saving the world, going to school, random stretches with an attitude of normalcy, unitards, foghorns, sharDs, poop
i love good smells. i wish that computers could conjure these up as well. then maybe the internet would excite me even more.
nag champa. patchouli. lavender. amber. ocean. sunscreen. fabric softener sheets. big bear. boy. peony. doggy paw.
PLASTIC SURGERY IS GROSS
turn ons: heavy beats, hot guys, good vocals, being a saltwater fish, inking up plates, the smell of oil paints, bright colors, bike gangs, knife fights, sleeping in, runways, getting rowdy... and shaved heads.
please don't e-mail me about your band. thanks for not wasting my time.
my dick is like an M-16. yo' dick--broken vending machine.
i heart
don't hate.
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