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i love to play the playstion alot,love to go out on quads out ridin gettin muddy!cant get enough of it! im a party animal too i like to socialize.
i sing and dance alot whenever i feel like it(not just in the shower!)writing songs is always fun!
i like to cook and im real creative with interior designing.love fashin and beauty its part of my daily rountine cuz im really vain!Red's PokéPet
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A professor at the University of Alabama was giving a lecture of the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe
in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands "Well, that's a good start. Out of those
of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad
you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us
about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his
way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba
replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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You are the princess of the Sea with an over controlling father and you fall in love with someone who if different from you in every way, but you still find a way to be with him by selling your soul to an evil octopus.
Take this testi love country taylor swift, jason aldean, tim mcgaw,rascal flatts gretchen wilson,carrie underwood, kellie pickler,brooks and dunn,clay walker,josh turner,alan jackson,toby keith,craig morgan,joe nichols, keith urban,kenny chesney,the wreakers,sugarland and all that good stuff!! i listen to alittle bit of rap and hip hop from time to time but im a country girl at heart! i also still love the band from england who split up !busted! their not dead!
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im a big kid and i do like my disney channel!hehehe
always watching nascar GO DALE JR!!!!!!
i like watching pimp my ride,pinks,orange county choppers,family guy,simpsons,and adult swim!most the time i watch CMT! country fried home videos!
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absolutley loved the harry potter series!the last book just blew me away!
my hero would probably be my dad he served in desert storm and since i never spent my whole life with him,through what i know of him now he is the coolest,kindest,person to ever meet.even though we were miles apart while i was growing up i always knew he was there for me.my other hero would be my step brother.though ive known him only TWO and a half years ive found out his whole history and that kid has been through some shit i can tell you.we starting dating when we first met and yes we were in love.alsas our parents met and moved in together.heartbroken we let our parents be together cuz they also been through shit.so we are now best of friends.were both in it together cuz dats how we roll! two peas in a pod! lol so i guess that kinda makes me a hero of myself!