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I HU$TLE IN IOWA

Being white is its own reward.

About Me

With You
..
My name is Kristen - spell it right, fool.
If you said K10, then that’d be cool.
I get cheeseburger from Applebees.
I always rock glasses so I can see.
I like to watch Scurbs and do HTML.
I try hard in school and I do real well.
Science is trippy, I like outer space,
But my Lord Jesus holds the highest place.
I don’t smoke ‘cause that is lame,
I follow the law, and you should do the same.
I can make French toast, it’s my specialty,
And I like to eat pancakes with Erica T.
When I sleep with socks on, it makes me hot.
The piano is cool. I like it a lot.
Got a British accent? Maybe Chinese?
Then I can’t understand you. Don’t talk to me.
I love Nintendo, ‘cause I dominate.
I got skills in poker, so sukka, don’t hate.
I can’t forget the most important thing;
God makes me so happy, I wanna sing.
I follow the Bible and do what it say,
Pursuing the Lord from day to day.

My Interests


&also...
- Taking the brown things out of my Lucky Charms.
- Not sleeping.
- Sleeping all day.
- Fashion shows.
- Debating with you.
- Drawing stuff.
- The word ”Slut.”
- Men in suits.*

I'd like to meet:



Music:

The Strokes, Regina Spektor, Jack Johnson, Motion City Soundtrack, and Something Corporate are up there...But really, almost anything.

Movies:


- Moulin Rouge
- Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
- Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
- Loser
- Indigo
- The Blues Brothers
- Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
- Fast Times at Ridge Mont High
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- Casanova
- Ever After
- The Perfect Score
- Max Keeble’s Big Move!
- Pirates of the Carribean
- Saved
- A Knights Tale
- Mr.& Mrs. Smith
- Kids in America
- The Girl Next Door
- Anchorman
- She's the Man
- The Greatest Game Ever Played
- Grind
- Elf
- Beerfest
- Fight Club
- The Patriot
- 10 Things I Hate About You

Television:


- Comedy Central.
- Cartoon Network when their rockin' Adult Swim minus the anime.
- Nick@Nite.
- The occasional ESPN.
- The Weather Channel.
- Maybe some Disney... Okay, a lot of Disney.

Books:


I don't particularly enjoy to engage myself in books to any further extent. Thank you public school.

Heroes:


Mitch Hedberg. (In Loving Memory)

My Blog

Stop Calling My Husband...

[uno.] I think everyone is in too much of a hurry... what's the rush, man? I'm attempting to put patience into pratice.[dos.] Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Apologize when you should ...
Posted by I HU$TLE IN IOWA on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:58:00 PST

Confession

1. I'm copying this off of Vince, because I think he's really cool. It must run in their family or something!2. I'm a secret shopper.3. I think I'm exactly like Elliot off of Scrubs.4. When I was litt...
Posted by I HU$TLE IN IOWA on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:19:00 PST

Kitty Sheds A Lot

Kitty has one eye...Got it taken out, so he wouldn't die.Kitty is so soft...I put that kitty on a table top.Kitty moves his tail...Got no claws, so he can't fight very well.Kitty can't make babies...B...
Posted by I HU$TLE IN IOWA on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:50:00 PST

Safe Drivin (The Adam Hull Song)

It's a little late, but... SAFE DRiViN' (THE ADAM HULL SONG)by Kristen and Philipa.k.a. Janet and George(goes to the tune of "Show Stopper'")   We in the carWe drive fastWe hit a potholeAnd got ...
Posted by I HU$TLE IN IOWA on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:11:00 PST