Phenomenal Woman |
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's sizeBut when I start to tell them,They think I'm telling lies.I say,It's in the reach of my armsThe span of my...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:22:00 GMT |
My Favorite Sarcastic Comments |
And your cry baby whiny assed opinion would be.....?Do I look like a fucking people person?This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing and I still have most o...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 03:53:00 GMT |
The Big C |
In 2005 I went to the Dr. for a routine check up when he said to me "are you aware you're thyroid is swollen?" I replied, "uhm, no." Thinking to myself, where the hell is my thyroid??
Long...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 16:15:00 GMT |
Back off on the train |
To my fellow train riders... Please do NOT hover over me, or lean on me like I'm there purposely to hold you up. Do NOT breathe on me with your horrible morning breath(EVER HEAR OF&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 18:02:00 GMT |
Some Things You Didn't Know... |
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Jenifer
Birthday:
August 26
Birthplace:
Hospital Room =)
Current Location:
Computer desk
Eye Color:
Brown
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
5'5
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Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:01:00 GMT |
