blog 51: Holy Smokes!!! |
Don't you just love that? I think I'm going to say it again just for the fun of it, "Holy Smokes!" I got it from Janelle Monáe. If you don't know who that is, shoot yourself now to save the ...
Posted by Chrissy on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:54:00 PST |
blog 50: Yours truly representin' the USA? |
Got this in the mail Friday.Dear parent: Your daughter, Christal, has been nominated to represent the United States of America at the Global Young Leaders Con...
Posted by Chrissy on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:24:00 PST |
blog 49: this one came first. Burnded Kitty Tambourines |
this is Maddy and I's songits hella mawesomewe's goin' be famous.love itBurnded Kitty Tambourinesone day we walkeded out sidewe went to the parkand slided down the slidewe saw some little kidsand we r...
Posted by Chrissy on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:52:00 PST |
blog 41: i should be a beverage chef |
why hasn't anyone ever thought of this?????i was thirsty and thought that tea sounded tasty.so first i made some tea, you know, by boiling a sac of herbs in some water.then i sweetened it.then in a gr...
Posted by Chrissy on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST |
blog 38: Why i love Candace |
she is bluntshe is obstinateshe is a bitchshe is straight out awesome! she isn't a hoshe isn't a booty callshe doesn't try to get guys' attention by being a big hoshe isn't fatshe has leftovers w...
Posted by Chrissy on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:48:00 PST |
blog 35: christal sings people songs |
christal sings people songsif you don't know meI probably won't talk muchif you do know me,you probably can't get me to shut upI want a coatdon't ask me why I comb my eyelashesdon't ask me why I ...
Posted by Chrissy on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:26:00 PST |
blog 33: The Panty Shanty |
The Panty ShantyChristal and Maddy dance around nudechristal and maddy are the anti-pantypeople think that it is crudethat we put off wearing scantyShanty Shanty Panty PantyThis is the Panty...
Posted by Chrissy on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST |
blog 22: dear straight girls, |
i promise to never ever assume that you are lesbian, bisexual, bicurious or anything that would not be considered strictly hetero if you promise to cease prefacing your messages, comments and complime...
Posted by Chrissy on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:32:00 PST |
blog 19: dear white people of columbia, sc |
you bore the living shit out of me.granted, i am a black girl who is not living off of mom and dad [except for the fact that my mom pays rent] and i work for a living and i read books that have n...
Posted by Chrissy on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST |
blog 17: two cats fucking (outside my window) |
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meooooowwwwwwwwarrrrrrgggggggggggggggg...
Posted by Chrissy on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:01:00 PST |
