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Christian

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About Me

I like to make things harder than they ever have to be. I cover rocks in kevlar. I fail final reviews, I lie sometimes. I've got a lot to work on.

My Interests

Radios, Comedy, Planning Trips, Moving Vans, Artistics, Music Sharing, Steaks, Salads, Fashionable People.

I'd like to meet:

Kids who know how to turn a good time into an out of hand time. What starts out as drinks, turns into drinks on the street, turns out to driving somewhere with someone you don't know, turns into eating questionable food, turns into waking up on the beach with sand in your mouth, and it tastes like you ate a witch out...a sand witch. If you are such a person, let me know.

Music:

Clipse, 50 Cent, Mobb Deep, Cam'Ron, Obie Trice, Kanye West, Ghostface Killah, Young Jeezy, The Streets, Danielson, Midlake, Futureheads, Dungen, Pink Floyd, Grizzly Bear, Six Organs of Admittance, Loose Fur, Deerhoof, Rahim, Wolfmother.

Movies:

Mon Oncle, Playtime, The Pink Panther, The Party, Lolita, You Can't Cheat An Honest Man, The Bank Dick, Gold Rush, Modern Times, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Le Cercle Rouge, Le Samourai, Amacord, 8 1/2, Project Grizzly, TV Carnage.

Television:

Deadwood (come back!), Lost, The Office, Next, Extras, Maximum Exposure, Cartoons.

Books:

Paul Auster, Elmore Leonard, Dashiell Hammett, Louis L'Amour, Larry McMurtry, Salman Rushdie, Ernest Hemingway, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut.

Heroes:

The person who got away with doing nothing.

My Blog

A Fucked Up Place Called Europe: Prologue

From a Fucked Up place called Europe: PrologueThis is a long time coming, but I thought I might want to update whoever cares enough to read this thing...wait I have to go get more soup...ok, Im back, ...
Posted by Christian on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:13:00 PST

To Europe

So I'm going back to Europe This Summer. Do you all have any places that I absolutely should not miss? Or for that matter places that need to be forgotten? I know I should steer clear of hostels in...
Posted by Christian on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:00:00 PST

Banging Out The Oldies...

I know alot of you have already heard this one, so bare with me...I have to bang out these oldies before I get to the new stuff...and speaking of banging out the oldies, a friend of mine told me once ...
Posted by Christian on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST

Summer Camp

So a couple of years ago I worked at a summer camp in upstate New York. It was a pretty amazing experience, and ever since then I've always entertained the idea of going back. There's something abou...
Posted by Christian on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:33:00 PST

The Art Project

Living in San Francisco, I have been introduced to things that I may never have experienced elsewhere. Hippie rumbles, The Marina, Paying parking tickets off by adopting a pet, and people pooping in ...
Posted by Christian on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:58:00 PST

Sweets.

Lately I've been really into sweets... scratch that, I've always been into sweets. Lately I've been trying to integrate them into other aspects of my life. I ate a fruit pie in the shower the other ...
Posted by Christian on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:04:00 PST