TheRe ArE sOmE oF d jOkE I LiKe 2 ShaRe WiTh mY FriEnds ! JuSt 4 a MoMent 2 LaUgh AfTer aLL ThOse HaRd WoRk ! BuT PleaSe NeVer ResPond WiTh BaD ThOughTs ! I AppReCiaTe uR TiMe, sO PleaSe AppReCiaTe MiNe. Thnx 4 SwiNgiN bY ReaDin mY PaGe. HeRe ArE ThE JoKe ThaT I WaNt 2 ShAre ! nO HarD FeeLin....PeaCe.......Muah....MuCh LuV....
1st :
cOmE HeRe,
PuLLs dOwN uR PanTs
GeT oN ToP oF mE
dO WaT U nEEd
UnTil U ArE SaTisFied
........SinCereLy,
ThE ToiLeT
2nd :
MeN WaS BoRn BeTwEEn WoMen LeGs! Y MeNs WaNt 2 SpEnt aLL ThEy LiFe gOin BaCk 2 WoMen LeGs ? CuZ ThErE iS nO PlaCe LiKe HoMe.
3rd :
Y HunTer aRe GrEaT iN BeD ? CuZ ThEy gO DeeP InTo ThE BuSh, ShOOt TwiCe N EaT EvEryThiN ThEy ShOOt.....HiiiiHiii....
4th :
OnE SpeRm AsKs ThE OthEr , hOw FaR iS iT 2 ThE OvAriEs ? ThE OthEr OnE RepLies, ReLax wE BarEly PaSSed ThE TonSils !
5th :
A WhiTe RaBBit iS LooKin 4 HeR HusBanD....."He HaVen"t BeeN HoMe". On HeR WaY LooKin, ShE AsK ThE BlaCk RaBBiT 4 HeR HusBanD, BuT He DoN't WaNT 2 TeLL HeR UnLeSS He CaN Fu-Kc HeR....."sO ShE LeT HiM". ShE FoLLoW HiS DiRecTion, FounD HeR HusBanD, BuT He DoesN't WaNt 2 gO HoMe UnLeSS He CaN HaVe SoMe 2....."AnD ShE LeT HiM". sO NoW LeT mE AsK u, iF ThE WhiTe RaBBiT HaVin a BaBy WaT CoLor WouLd u ThiNk iT'll B ?
6,6 :
A TeaCher AsK, WaT PaRt oF ThE BoDy GoEs 2 HeaVen FiRst ? A KiDs SaYs, FEET....CuZ aT NiTe I SaW mY MoM WiTh HeR FeeT uP YeLLin " O GoD i'M CummIn" !
7th :
A MaN ReaDin a BooK iN BeD, ReaChes OvEr n GenTly FinGeRs HiS WiFe. ExCiTed ShE AsK...U WaNt SoMe ? No, JuSt NeeDed 2 WeT mY FinGeRs 2 TuRn ThE PaGe.
8th :
TwO HoEs WeRe WalKiN DoWn ThE RoaD ! OnE HoE SaiD, GiRl wE AbOut 2 MaKe SoMe MoNey....I CaN SmEll Di-Kc iN ThE AiR. ThE oThEr HoE SaiD, BiT-ch ShuT-uP....I JuSt BurPed !
9th :
A BLaCk BaBY WaS GiVen WiNgs bY GoD. ThE BaBy AsK, DoeS ThiS MeaN I'm a AnGeL ? GoD LaUgh N SaiD, NaW NiGGa u ArE a BaT !
10th :
A FaT BLaCk MaN FouNd a MaGiC LaMp, HiS ThRee WiShes ArE 2 b....SkiNNy, WhiTe, N SuRRounDed bY Pu-Ssi. ThE GeNie AgRee n SaiD...." PooF "....TuRn ThaT BLaCk MaN InTo a TamPoN.
11 :
An EsCaPed ConVict BreAks InTo dA HoUse, 5 a YoUng CouPle iN BeD, dA ConVicT GeT oN ToP oF dA WiFe n KiSSes HeR NeCk, ThEn GeT uP gO 2 dA BaThRooM. Da HusBanD WhiSpEr 2 HiS WiFe
n SaiD- " BaBy JuSt dO WaT EvEr hE AsK EvEn SeX oR He'LL KiLL uS BoTh ", ShE ResPonD- " hE WaSn'T KiSS mY NeCk, hE JuST WhisPer iN mY EaR SaYin ThAt hE's GaY, ThiNk u ArE CuTe, n AsK mE iF ThErE's AnY VaSeLiNe, i ToLd HiM iT's iN dA BaThRooM.
12 :
ThE TeaCheR AsKs JoNh y iS uR CaT aT SchOoL 2dAy ? JoNh CrYin n SaYs " I HeaRd mY DaD TeLL mY MoM - WhEn ThE KiDs gO 2 SchOoL I WiLL EaT ThAt Pu-Sy ".
13 :
I SaW uR CriMiNaL ReCoRds n u WeRe ChArGed WiTh E.D.S "ExCeSSivE Di-Kc SuCkiN" BuT dA ChArGes WeRe DrOppEd, CuZ u SwALLoWed aLL dA EviDeNce.
14 :
LiTTle ReD RiDin HooD n dA BiG WolF ArE ArGuin, hE SaYs " Suc mY Di-Kc ", ShE SaiD, " Oh nO u ArE NoT ChAnGin ThiS FaiRy TaLe, u SuPPoSe 2 EaT mE !...LOL...
15 :
An oLd MaN HaD 2 ShOw HiS GrAy HaiR oN HiS ChEsT 2 GeT SoCiaL SeCuRiTy. Da WiFe SaiD, ShOw ThEm uR Di-Kc sO u CaN GeT DiSaBiLiTy.
FriEnds :
...dOn'T LiE
...EvEr gOssIp
...nEvEr GeT JealOus
...dOn'T BeLieVe OthErs
FriEnds :
...RaTTer NoT a WoRd
...gOssIp WaS nEvEr uR FriEnd
...HaPPy 4 WaT uR FriEnd HaS
...BeLieVe uR TrUth FriEnd
FriEnds :
...ArE HaRd 2 FiNd
...iF iT NoT WoRthIt
...Y EvEn TrY
...nEEds d OnE WhO HeLp U ThRu
...NoT d OnE WhO MaKe uR WoRld BluE
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LiFe iS LiKe a TuNNel
iT iS dArK n BlaCk
BuT iF U kEEp mOvIn
aT ThE EnD
U CaN C ThE LigHt
N ThaT LigHt
WiLL TaKe u 2 a BeTTer pLaCe
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