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Tom

Just When I Thought I Was Out...

About Me


Things I like include:
Rum, poker, swearing, pizza, noodles, hobnobs, Ukraine, Risk, helicopters, the sea, my dressing gown, The Viz, Lucky Strikes, pints of Amstel, bottles of Peroni, cans of Stella, the word flummoxed, inside pockets on jackets, American police chases, crazy golf, going to the circus, wearing bandanas on the beach, feeding ducks, girls with green eyes, window seats on aeroplanes, Jack Daniel's Old Time Old No. 7 Brand Quality Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey, kids with progeria, naked mole rats, pressing buttons (especially red ones), people who are really good at impressions, people who are really bad at impressions but still try, free World Cup guides from newspapers, pirates...
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My Interests

Covered most interests so here's a list of Things That Really Annoy Me:
Guys who drink WKD or Smirnoff Ice... girls who drink pints... croutons... Big Brother... Jeremy Kyle... guilt-ridden charity ads ... people getting overly offended by the word Cunt... empty ice-trays in the freezer... feminists... people who close doors too loudly... people who close doors too softly... remotes left on top of the TV... inaccurate use of the word literally... dogs who wear coats... cutting up spaghetti before eating... people who stand on wasps... George "Dubyah" Bush... fat people ordering salad... religion... Andy Townsend... Patrick Kielty... Tim Henman... the Sheila's Wheels advert... Harry "Wankface" Potter... nudists... vegans... cricket... golf... things that beep... too many cushions... the word nice... people who laugh at my jokes too much... people who don't laugh at my jokes enough... racism... any diet or low fat food... stop 'n' chats... happy people... grumpy people... irritable people

I'd like to meet:



Perfection

Music:

The Clash, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, David Bowie, Neil Young, The Kinks, The Strokes, The Charlatans Kasabian, The Stone Roses, Primal Scream, The Dandy Warhols, The Fratellis

But most of all...

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Terminator 1 & 2, Total Recall, The Matrix, Gladiator, Champions, Traffic, Misery, The Elephant Man, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Godfather Part II, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Shaun of the Dead, City of God, Cinema Paradiso

Television:

The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sky Sports News, Shameless, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, The Office, Royle Family, League Of Gentlemen & Men Behaving Badly, Knightmare, The Crystal Maze, Land Of The Giants

Books:

A Clockwork Orange
Crime and Punishment
Heart of Darkness
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Alice In Wonderland

Heroes:

Marlon Brando, Bob Marley, The Earl Of Sandwich, Goran Ivanisevic, Jeff Stelling, Genghis Khan, Keith Richards, Jose Luis Chilavert, Karl Pilkington, Antoine de Caunes

My Blog

If...

If If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait an...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:23:00 PST

Slough

Slough ====== Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough It isn't fit for humans now, There isn't grass to graze a cow Swarm over, Death! Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens Those air-conditioned, ...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:11:00 PST