Covered most interests so here's a list of Things That Really Annoy Me:
Guys who drink WKD or Smirnoff Ice... girls who drink pints... croutons... Big Brother... Jeremy Kyle... guilt-ridden charity ads ... people getting overly offended by the word Cunt... empty ice-trays in the freezer... feminists... people who close doors too loudly... people who close doors too softly... remotes left on top of the TV... inaccurate use of the word literally... dogs who wear coats... cutting up spaghetti before eating... people who stand on wasps... George "Dubyah" Bush... fat people ordering salad... religion... Andy Townsend... Patrick Kielty... Tim Henman... the Sheila's Wheels advert... Harry "Wankface" Potter... nudists... vegans... cricket... golf... things that beep... too many cushions... the word nice... people who laugh at my jokes too much... people who don't laugh at my jokes enough... racism... any diet or low fat food... stop 'n' chats... happy people... grumpy people... irritable people
Perfection
The Clash, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, David Bowie, Neil Young, The Kinks, The Strokes, The Charlatans Kasabian, The Stone Roses, Primal Scream, The Dandy Warhols, The Fratellis
But most of all...
Apocalypse Now, Terminator 1 & 2, Total Recall, The Matrix, Gladiator, Champions, Traffic, Misery, The Elephant Man, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Godfather Part II, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Shaun of the Dead, City of God, Cinema Paradiso
The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sky Sports News, Shameless, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, The Office, Royle Family, League Of Gentlemen & Men Behaving Badly, Knightmare, The Crystal Maze, Land Of The Giants
A Clockwork Orange
Crime and Punishment
Heart of Darkness
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Alice In Wonderland
Marlon Brando, Bob Marley, The Earl Of Sandwich, Goran Ivanisevic, Jeff Stelling, Genghis Khan, Keith Richards, Jose Luis Chilavert, Karl Pilkington, Antoine de Caunes