Lo Pan has finally found the girl with the green eyes. |
Worship her as i do. Fucking now.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:49:00 GMT |
Mariah Carey |
Fucking crazy bitch, Lo Pan will slay you.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 18:48:00 GMT |
Manifest Destiny |
Lo Pan has OFFICIALLY conquered Ohio. Starting with Cedar Point, and Lake Erie. Bow down bitches.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 17:02:00 GMT |
The greatest movie of all time. |
From the title you might be thinking I'm talking about Big Trouble in Little China. You are smart. BUT VERY WRONG. Everyone knows the greatest movie ever created was the live action Mario Brothers mov...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:05:00 GMT |
Clerks (one) |
This movie sucked. You suck for glorifying this movie. 1.
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:47:00 GMT |
Jerry Mcguire |
HOLY SHIT. I thought I could bring a shit storm with all my powers and violence, but this dump of a movie almost puts my powers to shame. I sat through about 5 minutes of this movie, then decided to s...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:50:00 GMT |
Review .1: Scarface. |
First of all, Scarface is totally for wanna be thug closet case homos. Who else would get a picture of some douche airbrushed onto an XXXL tall tee? Masturbate to Tony Montanas picture everyday. But e...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:28:00 GMT |
Coming soon |
This is Lo Pans last blog entry. From now on it will be Lo Pans movie revues: Why Big Trouble in Little China is better than the following.Fisrst up Scarface.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:35:00 GMT |
Witches |
Theres always room on the broom.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 15:03:00 GMT |
Do it. |
Would'nt it suck to have to make new friends every 60-80 years for the rest of your infinite life? Thats why you should force all your friends to add me to their top 8 and you guys can hang and drink ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:48:00 GMT |
