About Me

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I took this when Tipsy... Imagine what it could be when sober!!!
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Hello.
Well it might help to start off with if you know that i'm a little bit odd. In a good way though, of course.
I like being sarcastic, mainly just because it means that i'm not the only person who's confused. Which I am, most of the time.
I spend quite a lot of my time completely wasted. that way, i can blame the weirdness on the drink. and the falling over too.
i spent about a month completely sober last summer, and people started to realise that i actually just can't walk in straight lines/remain upright for more than 5 minutes.
I passed my driving test about a month ago, so now I can mostly be found driving around singing far too loudly. I haven't done any form of exercise since I passed, because frankly, it's too much effort.
things i like/do because i'm strange
$walk around making ringing noises to myself.
$i also burst into opera singing.very loudly. which is apparently a little annoying when i'm standing right by someones ear.
$i talk to myself too much. which is embarrasing in public when i realise people are looking at me strangely because they think i'm talking to the milk carton.
$i like jasper carrott.
$i have an annoying habit of playing with my eyebrows which leaves me looking like a werewolf but since i dont have to look at me i dont really care.
$i've recently developed a habit of pulling my mascara off. which is gay because it means i have to buy 10 times as much mascara.
$you never can tell with bees
$i dont know what happened to chocolate cornflakes but i love them and i miss them and i wish they would come back buuuutttttttt
$i have since discovered nesquik cereal, which is amazing, because you get chocolate milk once you've finished eating the cereal.
$ooooh, and just discover cookie crisp!!!!!!whihc is EVEN better.!.!
$i shouldnt exercise. i get hyper. and very weird. and then type random things on myspace.
Odd looking man with silly hair:"What colour do you think your hair would be if you dyed it red?"
Fat ugly bloke who has just been aprehended whilst shopping:*looks confused and irritated* *and fat* "red."
*fat ugly bloke walks away*
*odd looking man cracks up laughing*:"Of course it would!!"

My Interests

Right. So I like alcohol. Perhaps a little too much. It's not particularly rare for me to get through an entire litre of vodka in a night by myself.
I used to be quite proud of this, but have realised I may actually die soon. So am trying to cut back. We'll see how well that goes....

I also love singing. I was working towards my grade 7 a couple of years ago but then the alcohol happened and it all went wrong. I play the piano as well for anyone who cares.

Shiny things are, of course, amazing. Shiny things that spin are even better. There's a show on tv called the shiny show. very dissapointing. its crap.

I also love kids tv. well, some of it. pinky and the brain is great. tiny planets was the best but i haven't seen it in years. pocoyo is now my favorite programme in the world ever.

hmmm....I used to be fantastic at tae kwon do. about which i'm not just being vain, i have the medals to prove it. of course then i quit because i wanted the money for drinking money, so now i suck and probably have worse co-ordination than a blind rat.

i've recently become an exercise mentalist.
i love tennis, but i suck. it's amazing to watch though. and andy murray is the best
i also love squash, although i've only played it once. unsuprisingly, i suck at this too.
and i LOVE badminton. and i'm actually fairly good at it. ok ok, i'm being modest. i'm AMAZING at it. oh yes.

i also go for jogs.and i walk a lot. i am slow. but its exercise so woooohoo for me.

I'd like to meet:

YOU.
Hahaha what a cliche.
And I probably don't want to meet you, unless I've already met you.

Music:

Okay, Fuck it, I lied, it's drum n bass, what you gonna do?

Okay well I like pretty much anything. Anything good. Been to download for the last 2 years, and am hoping I can go this year.
I also like the music they play in nightclubs in watford.
At the moment, I like Razorlight, Taking Back Sunday, and Lost Prophets.

Movies:

team america(f*ck yeah!)

anything not scary. i'm pathetic. i think i should have to pay less when i go to the cinema to see scary films because i only see a tiny section of it through my fingers.

hence i hate the grudge. despite seeing it in the cinema TWICE!!!!! well, i say seeing.....

anything that doesn't involve me having to think/ follow a story line. because that just won't happen.

moulin rouge. mainly because the songs are great.
MONTY PYTHoN AND THE HOLY GRAIL:

Black knight:Right! I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll what??!
Black knight: come here!
Arthur:What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black knight: I'm invincible!!!!!!
Arthur:You're a loony!
Black Knight:The black knight alwayss triumphs!
have at you
come on then!

Black knight:Alright. we'll call it a draw.

Television:

TOP GEAR.
Meet the Barkers.
Scrubs.
Fawlty Towers
Blackadder
The last of the summer wine. oh yes.
The Blue Planet. yes, i like documentary shows. and what?
Buffy the vampire slayer, Angel.
oh yes, and football. which i love oh so very much. and i completely understand what's going on at all times. and i never get so bored when i'm watching it that i start to count the lines in my finger prints.
pocoyo is amazing.
so is tiny planets. but it's never on anymore. *sniff*
And MY FAMILY was brilliant when nick was still in it:
Nick: oh yeah, and what about his parents?
Jaynie:They're dead.
Nick:oh how convenient!
Jaynie:WHAT are you talking about?
Nick: i dunno. i was just trying to act parental.
Ben:Whay can't you be normal?
Nick:*shrugs* just lucky.
Jaynie:does the phrase, 'pull the other one' mean anything to you?
Nick:oh, you think she's got a sister?!
Jaynie:nick,you do realise she's just using you for sex?
Nick:I know!! it's great isn't it?

Books:

Eh?

just kidding. obviously i know what books are.
anyway.well at the moment i'm reading some book about some artefact things by maggie furey. and i am actually reading it, i just don't know what it's called because i don't spend hours staring at the front cover.
also reading some jeremy clarkson book
favorite author is terry pratchett
favorite books are the fitz one's by robin hobb. can't remember what they're called either but they're really good.

Heroes:

♥ BRITNEY!!!!!!!!! ♥

(Her not her music)

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CHEESE IS THE COOLEST. and the retardedest.
and PINKY is everything I aspire to be.

My Blog

The Paul

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My Adventures: Part One

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Posted by Myffi on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:19:00 PST

And another thing

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Posted by Myffi on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:58:00 PST

Bad Luck

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Posted by Myffi on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:34:00 PST

Zippy, Bungle and George...

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Posted by Myffi on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:47:00 PST

Bumper cars

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Posted by Myffi on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

How people in relationships SHOULD behave

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Posted by Myffi on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:47:00 PST

An exciting new discovery!!

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Posted by Myffi on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:07:00 PST

My phone

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Posted by Myffi on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

Get In!!!!

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Posted by Myffi on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:45:00 PST