Clayton Marshall Makes It Way Fuckin' Better..

animated layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotCommentsSoooooo. My name is Clayton William Marshall. I live in Bend, OR most of the time and I like that just fine. We have sun in the summer and snow in the winter. Weird huh? Sometimes, when I'm bored I rescue kittens from tall trees. I am able to bake bread with my mind. I live in the snow. My right knee feels like it's gonna fall the fuck off. Self-proclaimed creep. I salt my own game. I like to wear clothing and gear that gets hated on. I WILL drink. Don't take me seriously--ever. Seriously.. I fucking LOVE Diet Pepsi. I don't like to work. I like loungin' around the westside of Bend, OR and that's where you're likely to find me. Wille Nelson has been taking care of me these days. Ohhhh mon. I like to smoke cigarettes and cough. "I Like You". Black out and act stupid. It'll make you friends you didn't even know you had! Do a pop shuv-it revert and tell all your friends---cause they are hard to do, dude. Jake Berato's a down-ass barbarian. My friend Brandon is 19 and drives a sick ass Beemer. What the fuck Brandon? He hates fish. I love it. Yum. How 'bout some ahi? Did you know steak digests in your stomach for 5 days? Neither did I. Too random? Too bad man. Do some LSD--change your whole perspective on shit. Break out of the ordinary. I don't have many opponents. I'll hold your wifes hand in a jar of acid, At a party. Jack and Gingerale. Crown and coke. Bong and a blip. Chocolate fungus. PBR and Cherry Cream Soda mixes veeerrry well together for a fruity taste that burps up like beer. It's tasty. I like it. What are they putting in foods these days? I see 16 year olds with beards and huge boobs! It's all those damned preservatives. I'm a cowboy from hell. If you want me to blow up your party I probably can work something out for ya. I don't use those gay little symbols like <3 and such. I actually just found out that that's a little heart or something. Sandwiches at Sidelines. Don't worry Stan. Watch the noise. This tastes like static.... Jesse PeeTree and I slay this town with our hands tied behind our back. Keep it t'real. Like that one show. Go outside. Go inside only to sleep. It's colder than shit out. Stay warm by chewing gum. Or Grizzly, depending how gnarly you are. Beam me up Scotty. I don't know why I said that. Order me a double shot of Jager. Get yourself a water. Ahh, what the hell, I'll buy ya a Diet Pepsi. Have you ever had Baronjager? It's some of the grossest shit you'll ever throw past your lips. Don't be selfish, concieted, or disrespectful. Instead, be merry and weird. Neon colors. I like llamas and hippopotamus's. They are pretty sweet! Fat people don't offend me. The Red Headed Step-Child. With gorgonzola. Wasabi Vinagrette. Johnny Cheapo. Colonel Sanders. Eat more. I gained 10 pounds in the last two months. I'm pretty skinny man. No meth though. Watch out for tweakers, they'll steal your smile. I have a quiver of good bread and weird cheese. You should bring over a nice cabernet and we'll eat it. I kinda hippy out with Danny Fry. It's a chill gig. Let's have a BBQ. I'll bring the meat(giggidy!). You can toss the salad and everyone's fine. Blow stuff up. It's kinda neat. My friend Ian destroyed a porta-potty with a sweet sparkler bomb. The cut of Filet from a cow is the most tender cut you can get as it is from a non-working muscle. So feel honored if someone cooks/buys one for you. Sev's tries to do gainers. Sometimes it works out..... I know that dude. Try to be consistent. It'll work out. What can ya do? Ride bikes. Jump off rocks. I don't tell many people to kick rocks, but you can, k? I rarely fall. I listen to Avalon. Fuck that shit? Fuck you dude. I have been known to sleep standing up. Seriously. Snoring and everything. It's just one of my few talents. Just kidding, I've got WAY more talent than you. Ha. Pink, purple and red are my favorite colors. I give Wolverine a run for his money. This one time my friend Branson threw a rotten fish at his cousin Grant and it exploded all over his back! It was fuckin hilarious! Whoa. What? What's your deal man? How do you roll through this gig of life. It's pretty sweet when you stop and see all this shit. I'm stoked on it. All I need is some tasty waves and a fresh buzz and I'm fine........See how friggin' cool I am?