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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator When I walk into a bar, people are excited. Why? Because I'm awesome. Quite simply, I excel at life. Women, money, cigars, scotch - sure these are things you'll undoubtedly find on my person. However, it is not these things that define me - rather, it is my choice to surround myself with such things that should tell you exactly who I am - a man of impeccable taste, unprecedented fashion, and sophisticated wit. Now, this may sound conceited but that is hardly the case. I simply state the obvious and don't worry, I'm more than willing to share my wisdom with you. Those who have experienced the full awesomeness that is me have always asked for seconds. I have been voted best wing man by the my close friends three years running - it is an honor I accept with the utmost humility. I have no problem going out and helping my friends get laid because while I'm helping you mack that little cutie by the bar (the one with the cute dimples and the tribal tattoo) I'm sending out vibes to that gorgeous blonde bopping her head to "Purple Rain" by the jukebox. Bet you didn't even see her there - stick with me and I'm sure you'll see the world in a whole new, beautifully awesome light.****p.s. contrary to ismay's belief's i'm not here on myspace to prey on not so innocent girls nor am i running an illegal sex den for my own ammusement. Thank you. That is all you faggots can all piss off now! Have a nice day.And oh yeah please go to :- "www.myspace.com/bonniefreechyldmusic"she's faahntastic.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

People who could compete with my ever rising level of awesomeness. And I assure you, these people are few and far between. I think John F. Kennedy might have given me a run for my money. Maybe some (but not all) of the Rat Pack - Lawford, keep dreaming. Machiavelli, Atilla the Hun, P. Diddy. Oh, and Giorgio Armani although I'm confident the feeling is mutual because when he designs a suit, I'm sure it is I who he imagines. Any hottie looking for meaningless, casual sex, and finally, a decent wing man for all of my bro-ings on about town.

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

dexter , heroes , how i met your mother , etc.

Books:

Seriously who the fuck am i trying to impress? I mean look at all those people sitting at all coffee beans and all the starbucks reading their books all by themselves, do you actually think these people get laid? If they do then expect me to hang around bookers alot more!

Heroes:

Any of you seen Russel Peter's that guys a genius! Not forgetting the creators of South Park! Matt and Trey Parker those guys are brilliant!

My Blog

.three kinds of love

I read somewhere that were three kinds of loves that a person can have in their life time, good loves are those you can get over in two months, true loves are those you get over after two years and gr...
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:11:00 PST

Did you know what animal has the largest penis in the world?

Did you know what animal has the largest penis in the world? The answer is a whale! Second place is me. :p
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

Useful Translation

Useful Translation DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - ...
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

my addictions

It's funny how somethings your parents say to you turns out to be true. In my long ago my dad told me " Son don't start smoking coz smoking leads to drinking and drinking leads to drugs."Funny enough ...
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

Top 5 reasons not to get high

3. "Weed makes you paranoid" But it's the good kind of paranoid. It's the kind of paranoia which there's no actual threat. Sober paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to crash, oh no!"...
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:34:00 PST

How to be a Small Town Slut

How to be a Small Town Slut Blowjobs First things first, you have to give blowjobs. Like, all the time. And you have to talk about giving blowjobs to your girlfriends on the bleachers a...
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST

Do you know where your children are?

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but som...
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST

My grandmother always said...

"Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free."
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

True story about Jacking off on a plane

My cousin Jamal jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to Brunei when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he ...
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

Why the world does not need superman!

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her w...
Posted by The Thirsty Traveller on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST