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Jerry

What was I thinking? This sucks!

About Me


My motto 1: People are bastard coated bastards with bastard centers.My motto 2: If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and smells like a duck...it's a duck. Even if it tells you it's a chicken.My motto 3: Just because you’re paranoid doesn't mean someone's not following you.

My Interests

Trying not to die in this heat

I'd like to meet:

Someone with shade, ice water, and an awsome air conditioner.

Music:

Sarah,

Television:

As if

Books:

Icebergs, a photographic history

Heroes:

The guy who flies the plane that takes me out of here.