I am an avian/exotic animal veterinarian from Texas with a wacky sense of humor. I have spent a lot of time working in a residency program and I really need to get back to enjoying the world. I love what I do, but I need to get away from the veterinary medicine 24/7 routine. I finished my residency in August, 2005 and then I had no idea where I was going to work - I wanted some place where people are nice and interesting with some degree of culture. But I have ended up in NJ (just kidding, lots of culture here!). I am at a great practice and have just married the love of my life, Shu Chow!!!
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You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
are trying to recruit you.
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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If i was a serial killer i would be Lizzy Borden .
Lizzy Borden, not by definition a serial killer, but a notorious killer nonetheless. One day as her father was napping on the living room sofa Lizzy Borden took an axe and hit her father's head with it repeatedly some where around 40 times, completely disfiguring his face into an unrecognizable mess of blood and gore. Almost immediately after Lizzy attacked her mother in her bedroom, again hitting her head with an axe over 40 times. Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her father forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her mother forty-one.
kill count: 2
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