"Works every time...What did you throw up?" Time for another bloody mary. In theory, how many people fly off the bobsled? "She drinks...heavily." BBQs on xmas eve. Getting leid first thing in 2007! "He looks very hispanic, do you usually date very hispanic, do I look very hispanic." The convertable's top down all week for xmas. Another late night on Robertson and Santa Monica. "Leather is much safer than pleather!" my bff=cris (my sis). You drink and play football...you break a few ribs. more heat more grease. 3 options, live, love, enjoy it...I choose all three. CLAP if you mean it! four hand-grenades before noon=underachiever. $800 room service billz. every weekend for one entire summer away from home (never been the same since). reality rocks...reality shows (insert comment here). No ma'am Miss Pam. Who keeps a suitcase packed all year? Boner bridge. Whiskey/Bourbon oh what's the difference, tequilla is the difference. 3.5 hrs to Atlanta. Is there such thing as true love? I have no clean laundry. 1 year 4 months til leave the South! living with NO regrets...
...a little more about me...Dig music, getting down when I'm out and when I'm not. Don't have a JOB I live the dream. Oh, That's why I stopped drinking. Rules don't stop me. I push limits. Who doesn't dig a man in uniform? Won't stop at no. Mom said she worries about me. Sharonda always takes care of me. Where is my car? Gonzo's drinking again?! I want more outta life, wont take less. I miss Miss Pam! School is for geeks. Who Tivo's news? Why are you watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition? I woke up without clothes on again. BTW how did we get home? Dancing around in my black speedo. Who tricks on Sunday? Long distance is irrelevant, I fly jets. My fridge is empty, I need Taco Bell and I really cant find Sharonda.
