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Travis.

Fighter.

About Me

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My Interests

Working out. Fighting. Training MMA. .

Television:

UFC.

Books:

Bible.

Heroes:

God.

My Blog

Only in America.

Only in America...1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in Ameri...
Posted by Travis. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

Ha ha.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. > >-Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But >when you take him in a car he sticks his head out ...
Posted by Travis. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST

More cool stuff.

> > Let's face it: English is a crazy language.> >> > There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger;neither apple nor pine> > in pineapple.> > English muffins were not invented in England orfrench f...
Posted by Travis. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

Pretty cool.

TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who Were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that...
Posted by Travis. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST